The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ALittlePush]

Batman: Say hello to my Little Friend

 

[Panthro]

Batman: Say hello to my Little Friend

Aw, I always forget to do that and by the time I remember to use that gag, it's too late. Still:

The Dirty Harry gags are always fun.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

BATMAN: Remember the Batusi? Da da da da...

GORDON: He does that.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

BATMAN: Remember the Batusi? Da da da da...

GORDON: He does that.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

JOKER: Mr. Kanye West, could you come here a sec?

or:

JOKER: Mr. Tim Story, could you come here a sec?

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

JOKER: Mr. Kanye West, could you come here a sec?

or:

JOKER: Mr. Tim Story, could you come here a sec?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

JOKER: See this simple, ordinary pencil? Now get the 3-D experience!!

 

[Harleen]

Thanks!

JOKER: See this simple, ordinary pencil? Now get the 3-D experience!!

Veeeeeery nice one !

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

JOKER: See this simple, ordinary pencil? Now get the 3-D experience!!

Nyehehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna ****in' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty."
Rachel: "I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them."
Joker[pauses]: "OK. This is funny. This is nice."

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "Uh oh! Someone has some daddy issues."

Batman: "Nothing could be my father from the truth."

Joker: "Oops! You said 'my father'."

Batman: "No I dadn't."

Joker: "Haaaaaay-oh!"

Batman: "Didn't! Did...Not!"

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "Shebah!"

Batman: "For me, this is a dad issue."

Joker: "Hooh!"

Batman: "Dead issue! Dead dad! Dead beat dad."

Joker: "Hoooo-ha!"

Batman: "Daddy didn't love me! Wahhhh!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Harvey: "Channing Tatum's in the running to play Captain America?"

Harvey: "Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Harleen! Great stuff Ked, even though I actually find Tatum better than most names we been hearing.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!! C´mon, you know there wasn´t a chance in hell I could win one of those against you!

BATMAN: Gotcha, b****!

 

[ultimatefan]

COMIC BOOK GUY: Meh, The Dark Knight is overrated, didn´t really have that much more impact than other blockbusters, deserved not to get other major Oscar nominations like Avatar did...

 

[SpiderByte]

That reminds me, could someone make a Dent punching gif?

Needs. No. Caption.

 

[The Navigator]

Ernest Goes To Law School

 

[kedrell]

Thanks Ultimatefan. Great stuff guys.

Rachel: "This old geezer's about 5 seconds away from a sexual harrassment suit. And I'd win, right Harvey?"

Harvey: "Uh,yeah..sure."
Rachel: "HEY!! My eyes are up HERE!!!"

 

[Panthro]

All that stuff was great.

50s BATMAN: "It Takes A Real Man To Wear Tights!"
50s ROBIN: "What he said!"

Coming Summer 2011 - The League of Extraordinary Batmen

BATMAN: "Tommy Guns? Well, if I'm really gonna give up my no killing rule, I gotta start somewhere."

ROBIN: "Pants! Finally at long last, I have pants!"

BAT-MITE: "Can't sleep... clown will eat me... can't sleep... clown will eat me..."

BATMAN: "C'mon now, be nice villains and give Robin back his pants."
ROBIN: "Give me my pants damn it! I waited over 20 years to get those pants!"

BLACK CANARY: "Don't even think of making a Debbie Harry joke."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff all around, especially the Ernest and Robin pants ones!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN:Road House!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: So, the good news is Chris Nolan is overlooking your film reboot.
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: The bad news is Bryan Singer may end up not returning to the X-Men.
SUPERMAN: F*** them. I don´t give a crap.
BATMAN: Damn. You changed, Clark.
SUPERMAN: The world changed me, Bruce. The world changed me.

 

[SpiderByte]

Batman: Best. Present. EVER.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: So, the good news is Chris Nolan is overlooking your film reboot.
SUPERMAN: Yes.
BATMAN: The bad news is Bryan Singer may end up not returning to the X-Men.
SUPERMAN: F*** them. I don´t give a crap.
BATMAN: Damn. You changed, Clark.
SUPERMAN: The world changed me, Bruce. The world changed me.