The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[SpiderByte]

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Okay I know I'm supposed to be the 'Dark Knight' but this is ridiculous."

 

[kedrell]

 

[ALittlePush]

 

[SpiderByte]

I am SO printing that out.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Spider! That firing thing is epic!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Hmmm, so I guess we didn´t run out of ways to exploit action figures of me yet...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Instead of all this time we spend drinking coffee and discussing nerdy topics, shouldn´t we be out there fighting crime and saving people?
SUPERMAN: Probably. So, what did you think of the new Iron Man 2 TV spot? Sounds kinda funny in Italian, doesn´t it?

 

[kedrell]

Crane: "Worst pole dancer ever! C'mon ya drunken hussy! I paid $20 bucks to get into this strip club!"
Henchman: "Ya want I should shoot her boss?"
crane: "Please do."

 

[kedrell]

More useful images:

 

[ultimatefan]

Great one Ked!

SCARECROW: A passed out stripper? Dammit, Katie Holmes´ career hit a REAL low this time.
HENCHMAN: I dunno, did you see Mad Money?

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Good Lord, was I wasted last night... Hope I didn´t do anything stup...

LOHAN: Hey baby, last night was wonderful! Hope you don´t mind the HIV.

BRUCE: Oh s***.

 

[Panthro]

Bwahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! That really is brilliant.

All these other captions get a big:

 

[Panthro]

Harvey Dent's reaction to learning Bruce Wayne slept with Lindsay Lohan -

DENT: "Damn it, what's wrong with you boy?!"

BATMAN: "See you in Hell, Joker!"

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Ked!

LOHAN: My God, I´ve never seen such passion, virility, and stamina! You ravaged me like a lion all night long!

BALE: Hey, I spend most of my nights beating the s*** out of thugs and fighting deranged psychos, if I don´t make up for it once in a while I may end up grabbing an AK-47 and going Frank Castle on their asses...

 

[ALittlePush]

Bruce:I get me brain medicine from the National Health!

 

[Panthro]

Cool stuff Ked!

LOHAN: My God, I´ve never seen such passion, virility, and stamina! You ravaged me like a lion all night long!

BALE: Hey, I spend most of my nights beating the s*** out of thugs and fighting deranged psychos, if I don´t make up for it once in a while I may end up grabbing an AK-47 and going Frank Castle on their asses...

 

[Panthro]

THUG #1: "Sorry dude, but it was scarier when Michael Keaton - or his stunt double - did it."
THUG #2: "Yeah you're no Keaton dude."
BATMAN: "Shut up!"

BATMAN: "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the termite that chews up your floor boards! I am Darkwing Duck!"
THUGS: "?????????"
BATMAN: "No wait, that's not right..."

 

[kedrell]

Batman just loves nachos.

 

[Panthro]

Batman just loves nachos.

 

[The Navigator]

SUPERMAN: Can you believe these internet fanboys, saying you'd win in a fight between me and you? That's like saying the Karate Kid is better than The Godfather.
BATMAN: Hey, the Karate Kid's a great movie! It's the story of a hopeful, young karate enthusiast whose dreams and moxie take him all the way to the All-Valley Karate Championship. Of course, sadly he loses in the final round to that nerd kid. But he learns an important lesson about greatfully accepting defeat.
SUPERMAN: Wait...when you watch the Karate Kid, you actually root for that mean blond boy?
BATMAN: No...I root for the scrawny loser from New Jersey who barely even knows karate. When I watch the Karate Kid, I root for "the Karate Kid," Johnny Lawrence from the Kobra Kai Dojo!
SUPERMAN: Who do you root for in "Die Hard"?
BATMAN: Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. In the end, he "dies hard." He's the title character.
SUPERMAN: What about "The Breakfast Club"?
BATMAN: The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit.
SUPERMAN: I've got one. "The Terminator".
BATMAN: What's the name of the movie, Clark? Who among us did not shed a tear when his little red eye went out in the end, and he didn't get to kill all those people?

BATMAN (choked up): I'm sorry. I just get so emotional.
SUPERMAN: I am never watching a movie with you again.
BATMAN: They didn't even try to help him!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Can you believe these internet fanboys, saying you'd win in a fight between me and you? That's like saying the Karate Kid is better than The Godfather.
BATMAN: Hey, the Karate Kid's a great movie! It's the story of a hopeful, young karate enthusiast whose dreams and moxie take him all the way to the All-Valley Karate Championship. Of course, sadly he loses in the final round to that nerd kid. But he learns an important lesson about greatfully accepting defeat.
SUPERMAN: Wait...when you watch the Karate Kid, you actually root for that mean blond boy?
BATMAN: No...I root for the scrawny loser from New Jersey who barely even knows karate. When I watch the Karate Kid, I root for "the Karate Kid," Johnny Lawrence from the Kobra Kai Dojo!
SUPERMAN: Who do you root for in "Die Hard"?
BATMAN: Hans Gruber. Charming international bandit. In the end, he "dies hard." He's the title character.
SUPERMAN: What about "The Breakfast Club"?
BATMAN: The teacher running detention. He's the only guy in the whole movie wearing a suit.
SUPERMAN: I've got one. "The Terminator".
BATMAN: What's the name of the movie, Clark? Who among us did not shed a tear when his little red eye went out in the end, and he didn't get to kill all those people?

BATMAN (choked up): I'm sorry. I just get so emotional.
SUPERMAN: I am never watching a movie with you again.
BATMAN: They didn't even try to help him!

 

[The Navigator]

Thanks.

After careful consideration, Christopher Nolan decided the ending narration to the Dark Knight was 'inadequate' and assembled a brand new cut for the upcoming "Special Edition" release:

GORDON'S SON: Why is he running, Dad?
GORDON: Because we have to chase him.
GORDON'S SON: He didn't do anything wrong.
GORDON: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. Because whatever comes our way, whatever battle we have raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harvey taught me that. He chose to be the worst of himself. It's the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what's right.
GORDON'S SON: Dad, I think the movie's over.
GORDON: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope he can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
GORDON'S SON: The audience wants to leave.
GORDON: And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. He'll live among the people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed his capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to him than meets the eye.
GORDON'S SON: Oh, never mind.
GORDON: Long live the new flesh.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

After careful consideration, Christopher Nolan decided the ending narration to the Dark Knight was 'inadequate' and assembled a brand new cut for the upcoming "Special Edition" release:

GORDON'S SON: Why is he running, Dad?
GORDON: Because we have to chase him.
GORDON'S SON: He didn't do anything wrong.
GORDON: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. Because whatever comes our way, whatever battle we have raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harvey taught me that. He chose to be the worst of himself. It's the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what's right.
GORDON'S SON: Dad, I think the movie's over.
GORDON: I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope he can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
GORDON'S SON: The audience wants to leave.
GORDON: And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. He'll live among the people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed his capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to him than meets the eye.
GORDON'S SON: Oh, never mind.
GORDON: Long live the new flesh.

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