The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

BLACK MASK: Don´t hate me because I´m beautiful.

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: So Bruce, do you like my new costume?

BATMAN: Remember how you were always worried that if we had sex you´d break me in half?

WONDER WOMAN: Yes?

BATMAN: You don´t have to worry about that anymore.

 

[Panthro]

WONDER WOMAN: So Bruce, do you like my new costume?

BATMAN: Remember how you were always worried that if we had sex you´d break me in half?

WONDER WOMAN: Yes?

BATMAN: You don´t have to worry about that anymore.

Bwahahahahahah, brilliant!

BATMAN: "Get out of my third movie! Go pester Superman or something, he needs a giant monster to fight!"

Loved the Black Mask one too.

 

[Panthro]

HAL JORDAN: "Where's your prep time now smart ass? Huh? Where is it?"

GREEN LANTERN: "Frank Miller can kiss my ass!"
BATMAN: "I knew agreeing to let Frank write All-Star would come back to haunt me..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK MASK: No, it wasn´t me who designed the new Wonder Woman costume. But you´re on the right track.

 

[ultimatefan]

GREEN LANTERN: Stop attacking my friend!
BATMAN: Hey, given that he wears your costume, has your powers, but is ugly as all hell, we logically assumed he was an evil version of you or something...

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: Stop attacking my friend!
BATMAN: Hey, given that he wears your costume, has your powers, but is ugly as all hell, we logically assumed he was an evil version of you or something...

The Black Mask/Wonder Woman one was also funny.

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: "You will drink the green sperm of my vengeance!"
SUPERMAN: "This is all your fault, Bruce!"
BATMAN: "How the Hell is this my fault?!"
SUPERMAN: "Spring Break, 1987, Hal Jordan. You never called him back!"
BATMAN: "Shut up Clark!"

 

[ultimatefan]

ALFRED: I suppose you´re checking the women´s prison to make sure Ms. Kyle won´t escape, are you master Bruce?

BRUCE: Huh, of course, Alfred, You don´t think I mean to see Lindsay Lohan... Showering... With her fellow inmates... Dropping soup and whatnot...

 

[Panthro]

ALFRED: I suppose you´re checking the women´s prison to make sure Ms. Kyle won´t escape, are you master Bruce?

BRUCE: Huh, of course, Alfred, You don´t think I mean to see Lindsay Lohan... Showering... With her fellow inmates... Dropping soup and whatnot...

 

[Amber]

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troll the friggin twilight boards or something loser!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

GREEN LANTERN: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"
SUPERMAN: "You know Bruce I told you screwing Carol [Ferris] behind Hal's back was a bad idea, but did you listen to me? Nooooooooooooooo."
BATMAN: "Shut up Clark!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

Batman´s reaction to Ed Norton being excluded from The Avengers and possible Hulk sequels.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks and hehehehehe

Batman´s reaction to Ed Norton being excluded from The Avengers and possible Hulk sequels.

Channel our rage Batman!

 

[ultimatefan]

ALFRED: some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

MEL GIBSON: Who the f*** told you that?! it was jews, wasn´t it?! Or n***ers! If some n***ers rape you, it´s your fault!! I won´t watch the world burn, I´ll come and burn down your house, but you´ll blow me first!!

 

[Panthro]

ALFRED: some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

MEL GIBSON: Who the f*** told you that?! it was jews, wasn´t it?! Or n***ers! If some n***ers rape you, it´s your fault!! I won´t watch the world burn, I´ll come and burn down your house, but you´ll blow me first!!

Oh Mel, what the Hell happened to ya son?

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "How dare you say Wolverine & The X-Men was a better show than Spectacular Spider-Man?!"
JOKER: "All I said was that I preferred the W&TXM designs-"
BATMAN: "Shaddap you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

What indeed, Mel?

BATMAN: I knew someday I´d have to actually sit and see Schumacher´s Batman & Robin, but at least I came prepared...

 

[Panthro]

^^^Bwahahahahahaha

BATMAN: "Your movie costume sucks!"
GREEN LANTERN: "Like Hell!"
BATMAN: "It doesn't even look remotely true to your comic book costume!"
GREEN LANTERN: "Pfft! Look who's talking Mr. I Have To Turn All The Way Around Because I Can't Look Over My Shoulder!"
BATMAN: "F*** you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

RUSSELL BRAND: That´s right, I was going to be the next Batman if Schumacher had stayed with the franchise!

RUSSELL BRAND: Go ahead, complain that Bale´s Batman voice is too over-the-top now...

BATMAN: Hey, if someone brought back the nipples suit and cast Russell Brand to play you, you´d get hammered too!

 

[ultimatefan]

RUSSELL BRAND: What? No, that´s actually Chris O´Donnel! It´s been tough since the franchise got shut down and rebooted, you know...

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

BATMAN: "What? It's not my fault you were played by Hayden Christensen!"

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Alright, Robin, continue your... patrolling.
ROBIN: Yes, plastic metrosexual.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Alright, Robin, continue your... patrolling.
ROBIN: Yes, plastic metrosexual.