The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I don't know where I'm goin
but I sure know where I've been
hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
but here I go again, here I go again.

Tho' I keep searching for an answer
I never seem to find what I'm looking for.
Oh Lord, I pray you give me strength to carry on
'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

Here I go again on my own
goin' down the only road I've ever known.
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.

Just another heart in need of rescue
waiting on love's sweet charity
an' I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days
'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

Here I go again on my own
goin' down the only road I've ever known.
Like a hobo I was born to walk alone.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
but here I go again, here I go again,
here I go again, here I go.

An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.

Here I go again on my own
goin' down the only road I've ever known.
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

Here I go again on my own
goin' down the only road I've ever known.
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
but here I go again, here I go again,
here I go again, here I go,
here I go again..."

 

[Panthro]

FLASH: "Giant super computers? In this day and age?"
BATMAN: "Shut up."
FLASH: "Dude, it's the 21st century! Get a Goddamn laptop!"
BATMAN: "Remind me why we invited him here again?"
ROBIN: "You promised me he would give me his autograph for my birthday."

ROBIN: "Yep, I made out with Starfire at breakfast this morning. And I made out with her again at lunch. And after we get done with our patrol, I'm gonna make out with her again at dinner. Yep, it's great to be me."
BATGIRL: "Bruce, he's bragging about that stupid alien again!"
ROBIN: "What, you think you're better at lip locking than Starfire?"
BATGIRL: "You're damn right I'm better than her- SHUT UP!!!"
ROBIN: "Hey, chill babe, there's plenty of Robin to go around."
BATGIRL: "Bruce!"
BATMAN: "You kids quit whining or I'll turn this thing around!"

ROBIN: "So you're gonna be like totally hot in a couple of years, right?"
BATGIRL: "...."

10 years later -

BARBARA: "Does this answser your question?"
DICK: "You don't have to rub it in."

 

[ultimatefan]

^Brilliant.

AARON ECKHART: Hi, I´m Aaron Eckhart and I´m here to discuss the dangers of keeping cell phones in your pocket while ironing...

 

[Panthro]

^Brilliant.

AARON ECKHART: Hi, I´m Aaron Eckhart and I´m here to discuss the dangers of keeping cell phones in your pocket while ironing...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

FLASH: Can I get my movie now?
BATMAN: No.
FLASH: How about now?
BATMAN: No.
FLASH: How about now?
BATMAN: No. Why are you pestering me anyway, I´m not WB´s CEO or a producer.
FLASH: But you´re the "king of DC" at WB now, whatever you say goes.
BATMAN: Yes.
FLASH: So, can I get my movie now?
BATMAN: No.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

FLASH: Can I get my movie now?
BATMAN: No.
FLASH: How about now?
BATMAN: No.
FLASH: How about now?
BATMAN: No. Why are you pestering me anyway, I´m not WB´s CEO or a producer.
FLASH: But you´re the "king of DC" at WB now, whatever you say goes.
BATMAN: Yes.
FLASH: So, can I get my movie now?
BATMAN: No.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe, poor Flash. Batman's such a jerk.

WONDER WOMAN: "Hey guys, what's the good word?"

SUPERMAN: "She's mine do you hear?! MINE!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

BATMAN: Nice make-up around your eyes.
JOKER: Thanks, I saw it in a movie!

 

[Panthro]

^hehehehehehe

BATMAN: Nice make-up around your eyes.
JOKER: Thanks, I saw it in a movie!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: Damn, my name is Robin, that´s a bird! Why the hell do people keep calling me "bug boy"?
BATGIRL: Gee, I dunno, maybe it´s, you know, because of your ginormous bug eyes, Brainiac?
ROBIN: You have huge bug eyes too!
BATGIRL: Yeah, but thankfully people don´t look too much at my eyes...

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: Damn, my name is Robin, that´s a bird! Why the hell do people keep calling me "bug boy"?
BATGIRL: Gee, I dunno, maybe it´s, you know, because of your ginormous bug eyes, Brainiac?
ROBIN: You have huge bug eyes too!
BATGIRL: Yeah, but thankfully people don´t look too much at my eyes...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Tell me where to find a working link for the Thor Comic Con footage!!
JOKER: NEVER!!

 

[CristiMAN]

BATMAN: Tell me where to find a working link for the Thor Comic Con footage!!
JOKER: GOOGLE IT, IDIOT AND STOP SMASHING MY FACE!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehe

Sadly it´s a little hard cuz every new link ends up being removed soon after.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Tell me where to find a working link for the Thor Comic Con footage!!
JOKER: NEVER!!

Yours was funny too C-man.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

CARELL: C´mon, Nolan, that was not nice, stealing the number one spot at the weekend from Dinner For Schmucks!! Inception is out for what, three weeks already, and I haven´t had a really big hit in a while!

NOLAN: What can I say, it hit hard and is staying on top.

CARELL: That´s what she said!

NOLAN: Oh yeah, that catchphrase was hilarious... Six years ago!

CARELL: Go f*** yourself.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOHAN: Damn, I´m sick of this drunken skank reputation! At least I didn´t release a porn tape like Kim Kardashian or Laurence Fishburne´s daughter!

BRUCE: No you really didn´t, you just hijacked a car. drove plastered in booze more than once, and put innocent lives in danger! And Kim Kardashian´s porn tape is actually pretty well-done and professional, by the way.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF.

 

[Venomaniac]

BATMAN: Hey Flash guess what? You're STILL not getting your movie! Ha-ha!
FLASH: Well, at lwast I don't wet my pants.
BATMAN: F**K YOU!

BATMAN: Say it! Say it!
JOKER: You wetting your pants was duet to Kevin Smith and not a reflection of you as the ultimate badass!
BATMAN: Damn Right!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Hey Flash guess what? You're STILL not getting your movie! Ha-ha!
FLASH: Well, at lwast I don't wet my pants.
BATMAN: F**K YOU!

BATMAN: Say it! Say it!
JOKER: You wetting your pants was duet to Kevin Smith and not a reflection of you as the ultimate badass!
BATMAN: Damn Right!

SUPERMAN: "My God... so strong... so epic... so powerful... why can't any of my films be that good?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Damn that Chris Hemsworth is one hot piece of ass..."
FLASH: "Gee I'm torn... Natalie Portman... Jaimie Alexander..."
GREEN LANTERN: "Jaimie, definitely Jaimie."
BATMAN: "Yeah, definitely Jaimie."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, cool stuff!

NOLAN: Hollywood makes even less sense than usual these days: the most reliable action star is a chick, the most psychotic and dangerous movie star is a church-going Christian, the drunken troublemakers going in and out of jail are young girls, and the most consistently successful star is Adam Sandler!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro, cool stuff!

NOLAN: Hollywood makes even less sense than usual these days: the most reliable action star is a chick, the most psychotic and dangerous movie star is a church-going Christian, the drunken troublemakers going in and out of jail are young girls, and the most consistently successful star is Adam Sandler!

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN: Huh, I get it that you wanted to do the Spider-Man upside down kiss thing... But why am I doing the Spider-Man role?
BATMAN: Damn, now you killed the mood.

CATWOMAN: I´m into the kinky stuff too, but why everytime at the end do you leave me here for the cops?
BATMAN: You know, bandit love, unresolved romantic tension, on and off relationship, all that...

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: Huh, I get it that you wanted to do the Spider-Man upside down kiss thing... But why am I doing the Spider-Man role?
BATMAN: Damn, now you killed the mood.

CATWOMAN: I´m into the kinky stuff too, but why everytime at the end do you leave me here for the cops?
BATMAN: You know, bandit love, unresolved romantic tension, on and off relationship, all that...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

CATWOMAN: You know who´d be great to play me in the next movie? Miley Cyrus.

CATWOMAN: What did I say?!

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN: I never thought I´d say that, but all that time you spent as a caveman did wonders for our love life...
BATMAN: Uga uga, b****.