"Stop fighting you two! You're tearing this group of oddly dressed crimes against nature apart!"
Our champion of.....****, what starts with a 'ch'? I mean, I've used cheerfulness a million times an....
Dude, just shut the **** up and get on with the narrating.
Fine. The jester steps towards Superwoman and Batman.
"Why don't we have a comprimise. Mr. Wayne, you and yours teach the kid how to use his powers. But, you don't raise him. Leave him with a pair of parents who'll teach him to be the exact oposite of Ultraman I assume he's supposed to be. Now, who in my world is the single most irreverant and devoid of morals in Gotham City? Hmmmmm......Boss Gordon! Yes. You know anybody by the name of Gordon? 'Cause if my world is oposite land, and Gordon in my world is a fat sack of crap who should have gotten the chair years ago, then this world's Gordon should be a darn nice guy. I think. I'm still kind of new at this."