The Ultimate Marvel RPG Vol. 2: New World Sign-Up/OOC Thread

[SenseiofCheese]

You dropping Cap was never an option

 

[Byrd Man]

You dropping Cap was never an option

You think this "A" on my head stands for "Quitter"?!

 

[SenseiofCheese]

No, I think it stands for "Anal Sex"

Which can make group meetings very uncomfortable.

 

[Byrd Man]

Uncomfortable for you maybe.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I'm up for continuing as Cap is this damn RPG can show some life!

You better stay on as Cap.

I'm gonna need an arch-nemesis.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Seems Ol' Skully is going to be making an appearance in Ultimate Comics: Avengers #1.

 

[Byrd Man]

Holy ****ing ****! That's awesome. Too bad some writer from Marvel will **** him up so that his look won't even matter.

 

[Gallagher]

I'm totally out of touch with todays comics, what the hell happened to the Ultimate line?

 

[Byrd Man]

Jeph Loeb happened.

 

[Gallagher]

It's always Loeb

How can he write Long Halloween and Dark Victory and then... nadda?

 

[SenseiofCheese]

If I were to count all the things Jeph Loeb had happen in Ultimatum, and had images to go along with it, you'd probably cry until you passed out and never return to the Hype.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Wow, that's oddly how I pictured my Skull. Though the tats are different for mine.

 

[Venom160]

Seems Ol' Skully is going to be making an appearance in Ultimate Comics: Avengers #1.

Holy Flirking Shnit!

I'm totally out of touch with todays comics, what the hell happened to the Ultimate line?

In short [BLACKOUT]Mags used Thor's hammer to summon a tidal wave to hit NY. People died alongside many heroes.[/blackout] Heres the deathcount as of Ultimatum #5.

[blackout]Cyke
Wolverine
Wasp
Giant Man
Thor
Prof. X
Dr. Doom
Angle
Dazzler
Nightcrawler
Magneto
Daredevil
Dr. Strange
Emma Frost & her whole school
Blob
Scarlet Witch
Captain Britain and the other UK heroes
[/BLACKOUT]

I'm not joking all these heroes fell to the five issue **** storm that Loeb unleashed.

 

[SenseiofCheese]

As ****ing rage inducing as that list is, it's HOW those people died that is amazing. Plus other incredible things, like Magneto getting his arm chopped off...


...with a ****ing metal sword.

 

[Byrd Man]

As ****ing rage inducing as that list is, it's HOW those people died that is amazing. Plus other incredible things, like Magneto getting his arm chopped off...


...with a ****ing metal sword.

.........As much as I love Long Halloween, Dark Victory, Spider-Man: Blue, and Daredevil: Yellow......is Jeph Loeb ****ing ******ed?!

 

[Optikal]

I've just read Ultimatum 1-4

This was the following conversation (contains spoilers) with Keyser:

Spoiler

i've just read ultimatum 1
and am moving onto 2
John says:
quick read?
Optikal says:
*deep breath*
i've downloaded it, i'll not pay to hurt my own feelings
John says:
lol
feel your brain melting
Optikal says:
brb
John says:
ok
Optikal says:
what. the. ****

blob randomly munching wasp?!?
Magneto just snapping chucks neck?!
John says:
lol
welcome to Ultimatum
Optikal says:
seriously.... what's with Thornan the Barbarian?
and a ****ing Pegasus randomly appearing?
oh my god
John says:
LOL!
Optikal says:
no... no... i must plow on... it'll get better.... it HAS to get better
John says:
apparently, each issue is exponentially worse than the last
I believe by issue 4, IGN was ranked it somewhere around 1.0/10
Optikal says:
i'm downloading 3 and 4
is 5 on general release yet?
John says:
yes, that's the only one I actually skim-read for myself in the shop
Optikal says:
....have you not read any others?
John says:
why would I put myself through that?
Optikal says:
....it's like.... well it's like.... it's like loeb was on acid or some ****
hank pym bit off blobs head
then madrox dupes became suicide bombers
John says:
lol
Optikal says:
cap went to the underworld with thor to save valkyere (who was just a powerless teenage girl who ****ed hank pym in ultimates 2)
John says:
Yeah, I forgot Pym was even more of a dick in Ultimate land
in normal Marvel its, like, he hits Wasp in his darkest hour, and spends years tormenting himself over it. In Ultimate its like "C'mere ***** while I smack you around with my right hand, while fisting this underage girl with my left hand!"
Optikal says:
yeah lol
the madroxes swarmed him and blew him up
John says:
lol
Optikal says:
dormammu escaped and made dr stranges head explode
sabretooth bit off angels wing whilst curb stomping him
thors GF chopped off magnetos arm
then he stabbed her
it's like
John says:
Loeb likes exploding heads
Optikal says:
it makes me sad face
John says:
then your head explodes
Optikal says:
worse, Doom, Richards and some others need to get to Fury whose in another dimension
in book 3 they talk about it
then in book 4 they're magically there

on his front door like 'hey nick'
John says:
its like he set out to write the worst book possible
Optikal says:
tthe beginning of the book is a list of other characters dead that wasn't
...
oh god
John says:
reading Ultimatum is the comic equivalent of watching Two Girls, One Cup
Optikal says:
just like "Yeah, the whole of the academy of tommorrow. everyone in the savage lands. him, him and her ...oh, and remember that c-list hero in that one panel in ultimates 1? yup, dead too.
There should be youtube reaction videos of people reading ultimatum
John says:
lol
Optikal says:
i feel.... i feel sick
John says:
hahaha
Optikal says:
it's not funny
John says:
its sad
Optikal says:
yup
my little sister randomly began crying across the room. i asked her what was wrong. she said she was scared seeing me torture myself like that
John says:
LOL
Ultimatum makes people cry
Optikal says:
it's a good job my mums puppy is at the boarding kennel
otherwise i'd kick it
there should be a support thread on the hype
as well as one documenting the reactions and mental breakdowns of readers
John says:
lol

 

[Venom160]

For anyone who is interested here is a full list of everyone Loeb killed in Ultimatum. This was taken directly from a memorial page at the end of issue 5.

[blackout]Angel
Beast
Blob
Cannonball
Cap Britain and the European Initiative
Cipher
Cyclops
Daredevil
Dazzler
Detonator
Forge
Emma Frost
Hard Drive
Juggernaut
Longshot
Lorelei
Madrox
Magneto
Nightcrawler
Polaris
Psylocke
Hank Pym
Janet Pym
Dr. Franklin Storm
Dr. Strange
Sunspot
Syndicate
Thor
Toad
Dr. Doom
Wolverine
Professor Xavier[/blackout]

Missing in action.

[blackout]Firestar
Havok
Spider-Man[/blackout]

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum! I smell...an RPG that is dead.

 

[Gallagher]

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum! I smell...an RPG that is dead.

SYSTEM!! :heart:

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I miss them so.

 

[Gallagher]

Don't remind me

My biggest regret is never seeing them live.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Yes, that's mine as well. Could've went to see their final show in West Palm Beach for Ozzfest in 06, just didn't have enough cash for anything more than a ticket.

Figured I'd catch them when they came the next year.

 

[Blacklight]

Terra-cotta Terra-cotta Terra-cotta PIE!

 

[Gallagher]

Someone re-name this the official System of a Down thread. Now.

 

[Venom160]

post people!