ThePhantasm
2 sexy 4 a stormtrooper
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Batman is looking down at the city. He hears Gordon behind him say "Well, we took care of Bane. But what about escalation."
"Escalation?" Batman turns and... !
Gordon is dressed in red tights and a yellow cape! Nolan's final twist is that Gordon becomes Robin!
Gordon: "I figured with escalation, you might need a sidekick. Also, it will allow me to 'get one of those.'"
Batman: "No, you know what, I already have a sidekick."
Gordon: "Who?"
Batman: "Its a secret sidekick. Sorry."
Gordon: "Well you could have two..."
Batman: "No... not really... and egad man, you are wearing a mask AND a mustache? How is that going to strike fear into criminals? You look like a skinny Mario brother."
Gordon: "Yeah well your voice isn't scary either! [Bleep] you Batman, I'm going off and becoming my own superhero! Nightwing!"
Batman: "You don't have to thank me..."
Gordon: [mumbles cursing as he walks away]
"Escalation?" Batman turns and... !
Gordon is dressed in red tights and a yellow cape! Nolan's final twist is that Gordon becomes Robin!
Gordon: "I figured with escalation, you might need a sidekick. Also, it will allow me to 'get one of those.'"
Batman: "No, you know what, I already have a sidekick."
Gordon: "Who?"
Batman: "Its a secret sidekick. Sorry."
Gordon: "Well you could have two..."
Batman: "No... not really... and egad man, you are wearing a mask AND a mustache? How is that going to strike fear into criminals? You look like a skinny Mario brother."
Gordon: "Yeah well your voice isn't scary either! [Bleep] you Batman, I'm going off and becoming my own superhero! Nightwing!"
Batman: "You don't have to thank me..."
Gordon: [mumbles cursing as he walks away]