Revenge of the *Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Awwww, I knew you guys loved talking about me. I'm 24, not 25. .....the woman I lost my V card to was a mistake, hence why no kissing. Duh. End of discussion.

Yes. As you said... "Duh", how could we not get that? Because sex without kissing is so logical. Whatever you say.


Please see a therapist.

 

[enterthemadness]

Yes. As you said... "Duh", how could we not get that? Because sex without kissing is so logical. Whatever you say.


Please see a therapist.

No, you're bullying me into seeing a therapist. I do go to a speech therapist. You guys want the truth? Fine. .......she wasn't single and I honestly regret. Ok? >_<. I was just so horny and lonely you jerks.

 

[Hound55]

I found this awesome new way to get laid...

I have a bunch of business cards made through a friend of mine and then I go out to the club pretending to be a low level celebrity that no-one would recognise and snow the place in my business cards.

Last night I pretended I was a director for a gaming company... one dude was so impressed he pretty much let me make off with his girl... and man, was she a freak, I had her pretty much every way you could think of and some we came up with on the spot...

 

[enterthemadness]

I have a sudden urge to either slap Hound in the face or double high five him..........Ahhhhhhhhhh.......double high five him. Genius plan and what not...but you're not a good man. Takes one to know one, pal.

 

[Hound55]

I thought it was pretty clear that that post was just me taking the piss out of JJJ Ulcer...

 

[enterthemadness]

I thought it was pretty clear that that post was just me taking the piss out of JJJ Ulcer...

.......Whoopsies....

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I found this awesome new way to get laid...

I have a bunch of business cards made through a friend of mine and then I go out to the club pretending to be a low level celebrity that no-one would recognise and snow the place in my business cards.

Last night I pretended I was a director for a gaming company... one dude was so impressed he pretty much let me make off with his girl... and man, was she a freak, I had her pretty much every way you could think of and some we came up with on the spot...

It was a bar. Believe me, the guy had nothing to gain by talking to me. I can't help it if I'm a magnet for interesting people. Don't hate.

 

[Hound55]

Not hating. Joking. It's what I do.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

No, you're bullying me into seeing a therapist. I do go to a speech therapist. You guys want the truth? Fine. .......she wasn't single and I honestly regret. Ok? >_<. I was just so horny and lonely you jerks.

lol... okay, I have to ask. Outside of prostitutes, I've never heard of someone having sex without first kissing. It just doesn't make sense. You need at least some foreplay. What's the story here?

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

He was too busy letting her put the figure four leg lock on his face to worry about kissing her.

 

[Sloth7d]

I think sometimes its a ambition thing. Ambitious men can be ruthless in getting what they want. Women want to be paired with these men and are ok with the way they treat others, so long as they dont treat them that way.

Not all women are that way of course, but sometimes I wonder about some of them.

It's hard to imagine a woman not being attracted to that alpha male type of personality. What woman wants to be with a guy whose confidence doesn't give him a sense of entitlement for the good things in life? If he feels undeserving of her or scared of her, she thinks; "how can I believe this is the type of guy who would defend me as his woman if he won't even defend the idea of me being his woman?"

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

lol... okay, I have to ask. Outside of prostitutes, I've never heard of someone having sex without first kissing. It just doesn't make sense. You need at least some foreplay. What's the story here?

It happens, I think that is all you need to know, you say you are not into schoolyard stuff, but here you are, the big dick swinger who declares he is going out to get laid this weekend, grilling a guy who is very unexperienced, when he obviously doesn't want to talk about his one experience.

A woman or man might not be into the more personal and emotional contact like kissing beforehand, for whatever reason, and all they want to do is get down to it.
It kind of happened to me one time, sure, there was a little fumbling on the couch beforehand, but once we got into the bedroom, she did not want to get into kissing or foreplay at all, she just wanted to get right down to it.
Which was not my style at all, and I did have feelings for this woman, hell, I enjoy lots of foreplay and kissing with women I don't have feelings for, so the fact that she just wanted to get down to it in such a mechanical manner right away, and I guess due to the fact I had been drinking and taking various drugs all day, meant I was unable to rise to the occasion, which she found quite funny, and y'know, so did I, haha.
Which turned out to be very lucky indeed, as her ex came bursting into the room moments later, which led to a big screaming match between me and him and another guy.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Well, I didn't get laid, but I got two phone numbers. I probably could have tried to drag one back to my man-cave, but why risk scaring them off? I have plenty of time.
Plus, I met the creative director for Ubisoft (behind Assassin's Creed, Splinter Cell, etc) so that was pretty random and cool. He gave me his business card.

So, you didn't get laid, and the most exciting thing that happened to you was meeting some computer game guy? I guess that means that you just went home and played with your joystick?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Wow, man. For a while I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt and be nice to you despite your deranged posts, but you really are just a complete nutter.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Wow, man. For a while I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt and be nice to you despite your deranged posts, but you really are just a complete nutter.

'zat right? Or is it more the case of you not liking the fact I pointed out you were being an insensitive jerk back there?
The guy obviously did not want to go into any more detail, and you were not only pushing him for an answer, but, brought up the subject of prostitutes not wanting to kiss, which a suspicious minded person could think was to put the idea into people's heads that the guy might have lost his viginity to a prostitute and did not want to admit it(which i do not think is true at all).

Either you are being a top class jerk, or you are being very insensitive and not using your head at all, or a bit of both, which I think the case may be.
It is well known that prostitutes don't like kissing because they feel it is too personal an act for what is a business transaction, so by that same logic, of course there are people out there who will just want to partake in the act of sex, without that kind of personal act preceding it.

You're smart enough to figure this out for yourself, it's not that much of a thought process to arrive at, but instead of accepting the guy obviously doesn't want to go into details, you wanted to just try and get some 'entertaining' mileage out of grilling the inexperienced guy, under the cover of an innocent question.

edit: hell, I just had a look at your post at the top of the page, telling the guy to 'Please see a therapist', and giving him the rolling eyes smileys, and red faced sarcastic/**** you smiley, your obviously trying to make a fool out of the guy and don't like the fact I've called you out on it.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Girls want you to be just enough of an ass that you don't let them walk over you, but not so much that you're like savagely cheating or beating them.

Well, I want a man that has some semblance of guts so that he won't stand back and let other people walk all over me without stepping in and stopping the bullying. I have a strict set of things that make me feel happy and content. I expect any man who says he loves me to honor my right to being happy. I've dated guys who were so obsessed with being popular they let friends or family members pick on me without telling them to cut it out because they were afraid of losing their friends or being badgered by family members. They didn't last very long.

 

[Sloth7d]

Called it.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Called it.

From the Addams Family? Surely that relationship would not be so different from doing things on your own?

 

[enterthemadness]

lol... okay, I have to ask. Outside of prostitutes, I've never heard of someone having sex without first kissing. It just doesn't make sense. You need at least some foreplay. What's the story here?

She used her mouth for something else beforehand...k. Now let's drop it. I still think about it, but I try to block it.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

She used her mouth for something else beforehand...k. Now let's drop it. I still think about it, but I try to block it.

Aye, etm has finally given us a blow by blow account of what happened.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

This thread turned hostile.

I feel like I should ***** out on making a move on a girl, just so I can ***** about "why doesn't she like me???" and ease the tension in here.

 

[Anubis]

She used her mouth for something else beforehand...k. Now let's drop it. I still think about it, but I try to block it.

Because you knew where that things been....probably for the best.

 

[WillardNation]

So the girl I started seeing turned out to be pretty crazy. If I acted really into her, she would act like she didn't want me; if I was a dick to her and ignored her, she would be all about me. Also, we've kissed some but haven't so much as made out yet. It got kinda weird on Thurs/Fri so yesterday I just called it off. She acted surprised and said the reasons I gave were me misinterpreting things but put on an act like she didn't care.

I go out last night and who is the first person I see as soon as I get to the club? Her. She walks right up to me with a smile and says hi. There was some awkward silence. The rest of the night she keeps coming up and talking to me. When the club closed, I was going to go to another club with some friends so I went up to her to say bye and she says she wants to come too. I have no self control when it comes to hot girls so I'm like ok. I end up going with her to a party with her friends, we're making out in the car, after the party me and her go to her house and.... yeah.

I can't even begin to pretend to understand women.

I have no idea where it's going to go from here.

lol... okay, I have to ask. Outside of prostitutes, I've never heard of someone having sex without first kissing. It just doesn't make sense. You need at least some foreplay. What's the story here?

It happens.


So me and my friend were having a debate today. If you don't ***, do you still consider it sex? I say yes. Penetration = sex. He said no, because you never finished.

 

[Anubis]

Like during a devils Threeway.

 

[AndThePickles]

Wtf, you can definitely have sex without orgasming. Makes it a hell of a lot less fun, but lack of orgasm doesn't negate the act of sex. Your friend is wrong