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Batman as Ralphie from A Christmas Story: "I can't put my arrrrrmmms dowwwwn"![]()
That was Randy.
Batman as Ralphie from A Christmas Story: "I can't put my arrrrrmmms dowwwwn"![]()

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I really can't stand knee pads/guards/whatever on Batman.
Maybe he doesn't drop on his knees like other actors haven't.

You mean like when he crashed his motorcycle?
or this
That's what stunt doubles are for. Did you really watch that scene with concern if he really had kneepads?
Yeah I do... The Suit has to make us believe in it. Batman is human... No laziness in a high production movie. I am not asking for a special operators knee pads, all I ask is to make Batman believable, knee pads or not
Do you guys think that Batman might have a power suit? I know this movie is giving the fans a lot to digest. I am just wondering.
You mean like when he crashed his motorcycle?
or this
Yep, Batman doesn't need kneepads![]()
t:Then let's just have him use a jetpack and a mechsuit and hangout with his best pal Batmite.Well, Batman's unbelievable. So, I don't think that problem will ever be fixed.
Do you guys think that Batman might have a power suit? I know this movie is giving the fans a lot to digest. I am just wondering.
Why quote A Christmas Story if you're not even gonna get the character's name right??
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Then let's just have him use a jetpack and a mechsuit and hangout with his best pal Batmite.
And then he can wear his rainbow costume while fighting Crazy Quilt. And then Joker will trick Mxyzptlk and take over the Universe, except Batman would still win in the end somehow.
And then he can do a standing jump directly onto a 2 story building. And survive a 500 foot fall without a parachute or anything. And Joker will appear to be killed off every time he fights Batman except that somehow Joker will mysteriously survive everything that should have killed him. And Batman will use his grapnel gun to swing like Spider-man webswings! Oh, and he'd also win an unaided fistfight with Superman even though Supes should be able to destroy Bats with only the slightest touch from his pinky finger.
Because Batman is unbelievable and we shouldn't strive for any realism in a movie starring him. Let's just throw all of the most unbelievable stuff from the comics in there! How do you think Snyder will handle Batman of Zur-En-Arrh?
Then let's just have him use a jetpack and a mechsuit and hangout with his best pal Batmite.
And then he can wear his rainbow costume while fighting Crazy Quilt. And then Joker will trick Mxyzptlk and take over the Universe, except Batman would still win in the end somehow.
And then he can do a standing jump directly onto a 2 story building. And survive a 500 foot fall without a parachute or anything. And Joker will appear to be killed off every time he fights Batman except that somehow Joker will mysteriously survive everything that should have killed him. And Batman will use his grapnel gun to swing like Spider-man webswings!Oh, and he'd also win an unaided fistfight with Superman even though Supes should be able to destroy Bats with only the slightest touch from his pinky finger.
Because Batman is unbelievable and we shouldn't strive for any realism in a movie starring him. Let's just throw all of the most unbelievable stuff from the comics in there! How do you think Snyder will handle Batman of Zur-En-Arrh?
Ever hear Grant Morrison's little rant on adult comic book fans?I think it is a bit babyish to cry that you need to believe in Batman, and that his costume is weally weally weal.
If you find yourself thinking along those lines, I'd invite you to either choose a character who is less inherently fantastical, or just to grow up.
Ever hear Grant Morrison's little rant on adult comic book fans?
Kind of sums up the fanbase in the post-Nolan world. And I only reference Nolan because I really think he's the spearhead figure for this "reality" obsession of the modern day.
I think it is a bit babyish to cry that you need to believe in Batman, and that his costume is weally weally weal.
If you find yourself thinking along those lines, I'd invite you to either choose a character who is less inherently fantastical, or just to grow up.