The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Sonic1002]

Behold my package!

 

[ultimatefan]

BALE: Phew, no nipples on this one either!

 

[batmaluco]

BALE: Phew, no nipples on this one either!

hehehe t:

 

[batmaluco]

Thanks bigsams50, Panthro!

 

[batmaluco]

Bruce: This new costume really allows me engaging so much greater freedom of movement,
but there's still a problem of taking too much time to take off and put on again,
every time I need a quick restroom visit.
Fox: I'll see what I can do.

Batman: That is not what I had in mind...

 

[kedrell]

^hahahahahahahaha, the fawcett & nipple ones are great too.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Bruce: This new costume really allows me engaging so much greater freedom of movement,
but there's still a problem of taking too much time to take off and put on again,
every time I need a quick restroom visit.
Fox: I'll see what I can do.

Batman: That is not what I had in mind...

F'n Epic!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Aw man I stepped in somebody's gum!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Batmaluco, Ked! Gfreat stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

BENJOKER FRANKLIN: C´mon, don´t act so surprised! What did you expect from a guy who´d fly a kite during a storm?

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Oh my God, I can´t believe it! It actually slipped into touching my hidden C-4 detonator!! Easy now Bruce... Slowly pull it out... Keep the muscle relaxed... Above all, under absolutely no circumstances have an erec...

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MEGAN FOX: Hey Mr. Batman, how´s it going?

BATMAN: Oh, crap.

 

[batmaluco]

Great stuff!
Thanks Kedrell, Body by Joker!

 

[batmaluco]

Joker: OK, don't you think it's enough?
It's been a couple of hours since you started playing, using me as a giant human yo-yo...

Batman: No! I'll tell you when it's enough...

Joker: OK, someday you'll taste your own poison, probably with a little twist...

 

[BestGirl]

BENJOKER FRANKLIN: C´mon, don´t act so surprised! What did you expect from a guy who´d fly a kite during a storm?

You mean JOKER WASHINGTON.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Batmaluco!

Sorry, I´m not American, thought it was a Ben Franklin bill.Anyway, the joke doesn´t work with Washington, hehe...

 

[Panthro]

BENJOKER FRANKLIN: C´mon, don´t act so surprised! What did you expect from a guy who´d fly a kite during a storm?

 

[Panthro]

Joker: OK, don't you think it's enough?
It's been a couple of hours since you started playing, using me as a giant human yo-yo...

Batman: No! I'll tell you when it's enough...

Joker: OK, someday you'll taste your own poison, probably with a little twist...

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Oh my God, I can´t believe it! It actually slipped into touching my hidden C-4 detonator!! Easy now Bruce... Slowly pull it out... Keep the muscle relaxed... Above all, under absolutely no circumstances have an erec...

]

MEGAN FOX: Hey Mr. Batman, how´s it going?

BATMAN: Oh, crap.

Hahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Say Hello to my little friend!"

BATMAN: "Hey Clark, got some bad news."
SUPERMAN: "What?"
BATMAN: "DC Entertainment has no immediate plans to make another film for you. Sorry."
SUPERMAN: "Damnation!" [zaps Batman with heat vision]
BATMAN: "Ow!"
SUPERMAN: "Sorry Bruce, I had to take my anger out on someone and you just happened to be there."

BATMAN: "No thank you! We do not do giant monsters in these movies! Why don't you go pester Superman? I'm sure he'd be more than happy to fight you!"

BATMAN: "Oh come on, you're not still soar that my franchise has been doing better than yours for roughly 20 years now, are you?"
SUPERMAN: "Don't patronize me by asking stupid questions Bruce."

TWO-FACE: "Well at least I'm still looking half-way decent."

TWO-FACE: "No Soup For You!"

RACHEL: "Are we gonna make love tonight?"
DENT: "We'll flip the coin."

JOKER: "Um, Bats, how much longer are we gonna be at this?"
BATMAN: "Until you learn to dislike pain!"
JOKER: "But I'll miss the Friday night football!"
BATMAN: "Learn to TiVo damn it!"

BATMAN: "Have At You!"
JOKER: "Isn't that how Thor talks?"
BATMAN: "Sometimes. But I think Thor would probably say Have At Thee!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Huh, Chris, didn´t you say everything I use was supposed to be functional? What are those weird patterns on my legs for again?

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: Sing it!

Joker: Never!!

Batman: SING IT!

Joker: Suunshine, lollypops and rainbows, everything that´s wonderful is what I feel...

 

[Indrid Cold]

"ROAD TRIP!!!"

 

[gwynplaine]

^That picture makes me sad. Anyway :

JOKER : "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!"

 

[Panthro]

Batman: Sing it!

Joker: Never!!

Batman: SING IT!

Joker: Suunshine, lollypops and rainbows, everything that´s wonderful is what I feel...

hehehehehehehe

yeah I know what you mean gwynplaine.