The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

Yeah, I´m the guy who got cast as Batman for that Justice League movie that fell apart, how did you guess?

Or:

Michael Keaton: Nah, but I get that a lot...

Liked yours too DX.

I found this pic in the thread marked "A Question".

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Yeah, that pic is hysterical.

 

[BigSams50]

^ hahahhahahaha

Batman: Im Batman
Aquaman: You might be, but in water, youre my BI TCH!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

AQUAMAN: Say it!
BATMAN: Never!
AQUAMAN: SAY IT!!
BATMAN: Y-your superpowers are very useful and have a large range, you´re one of the most complex and charismatic superheroes around.
AQUAMAN: AND...
BATMAN: Y-you´re dreamy?
AQUAMAN: Damn right!

 

[Panthro]

Good use of the Aquaman men!

AQUAMAN: "This is for that poor crew man from Terminator 4!"
BATMAN: "Goddamn it that wasn't me!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Can anyone upload those pics of the TDK motorcycle suit from the front page on Photobucket or Imageshack? They´re good for captions!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN:So Bruce, what is your take on this new upcoming movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U7tDYJXAik

BATMAN: I wish someone gauged my eyes out instead of watching that.
SUPERMAN: Yeah sounds about right.

 

[Panthro]

AQUAMAN: "Alright, you've had 3 friggin' direct to DVD animated features, two of which feature you alongside Superman, Wonder Woman got hers, Green Lantern got his, now where the f*** is my DVD?!"
BATMAN: "Dude, take it up with Bruce Timm! I don't have any control over stuff like that!"

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: We present to you today the most groundbreaking, innovative penis stretching method ever conceived...

JOKER: This better WOOOOOOOORK...

 

[TheBateman]

 

[Panthro]

Great ones UF, TheBateman.

BURTON: "You know the best thing about Nolan rebooting this franchise in a few years?"
KEATON: "What?"
BURTON: "Fans who want a fresh start & fresh take won't resent us so much because the future director will be smart enough to do his own thing instead of trying to drag out an old continuity that eventually burned out & collapsed under its own bloated weight, like Bryan Singer tried to do with SR."
KEATON: "Good point."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

BURTON: Jack, please, wake up already! It´s like, you know, we have a movie to finish!
KEATON: Yeah, for you it´s just another big role in an already huge career, for me this is my shot at superstardom! How much Tequila he had anyway?
BURTON: That´s nothing, you should have seen the hooker. How he made that hole on the pavement, I´ll never know.
KEATON: And he never took the make up off.
BURTON: Here´s an idea. It´s like, you know, we shoot him this way and say The Joker died in the fall.
KEATON: Won´t it be a problem for the sequel? Won´t the fans complain?
BURTON: Meh, we´ll use other villains anyway. Plus, they´ll already b**** a lot about him killing Batman´s parents. Okay everybody, Let´s shoot this thing...
KEATON: Those open eyes are creepy.
BURTON: Yes, they are.

 

[BigSams50]

Keaton: Christian Bale can suck it!!

 

[TheBateman]

 

[ultimatefan]

That series was epic, Bateman!

 

[ultimatefan]

BAT TO THE BONE

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered round
And they gazed in wild wonder
At the darkness they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone."
She could tell right away
I was bat to the bone

Bat to the bone
Bat to the bone
Ba ba ba bat
Bat to the bone

I broke a thousand bones
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, Joker
Before I am through
I wanna break yours, psycho crazy
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya, man
That I'm bat to the bone

Bat to the bone
Bat to the bone
Ba ba ba bat
Bat to the bone

I'll make a rich gangster beg
And I'll make a good Catwoman steal
I'll make an old Penguin go flushed
And I'll make a young Batgirl squeal
I wanna tell you psycho crazy
What I see I break on my own
I'm here to tell you psycho man
That I'm bat to the bone

Bat to the bone
Bat to the bone
Ba ba ba bat
Bat to the bone

Now when I walk the streets
Kings and queens of crime step aside
Every citizen I meet
They all stay alive.
I wanna tell ya, crazy
What I see I break on my own.
And I'm here to tell ya, psycho man
That I'm bat to the bone


Bat to the bone
Bat to the bone
Ba ba ba bat
Bat to the bone

 

[DX]

I'd take those down Bateman, you could get banned for that...

 

[BestGirl]

I'm just glad I got to see them. I hate it when offensive pictures get taken down before I have a chance to get a glimpse of them.

 

[TheBateman]

I didnt want to offend anyone - was it the F bombs? I had no idea they weren't permitted, I'd gladly change them if any moderators objected. It's not necessary to ban me though...I'll cooperate.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Next guy who makes a perma-white complaint is gonna find this golden batarang shoved up his ass!"

 

[Timstuff]

Batman: Oh Selina baby... Have I ever told you you're the only woman I've ever truly lo--

Captain America: *AHEM* Excuse me Bats, but this is my makeout spot. Now if you wouldn't mind, please take your Cat-ho and scram.

Batman: WHY YOU PATHETIC FLAG WAVING PIECE OF--

 

[DX]

I didnt want to offend anyone - was it the F bombs? I had no idea they weren't permitted, I'd gladly change them if any moderators objected. It's not necessary to ban me though...I'll cooperate.

Yeah, that was it. I got an infraction for posting a video with F-Bombs on it.

Just helpin' out.

 

[ultimatefan]

POSTER BOY: Of course we´re making only one thousand suits! That´s the top amount of Batman fans we could find that could even fit this suit! Do you think we would make this add with f***ing Kevin James?!?

POSTER BOY: For the last f***ing time, the hot tigh-grabbing chick doesn´t come with the suit!!