The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

Batman: Oh Selina baby... Have I ever told you you're the only woman I've ever truly lo--

Captain America: *AHEM* Excuse me Bats, but this is my makeout spot. Now if you wouldn't mind, please take your Cat-ho and scram.

Batman: WHY YOU PATHETIC FLAG WAVING PIECE OF--

 

[Panthro]

I liked yours too UF

BATMAN: "Don't worry honey, we'll get Charlize Theron to play you."
CATWOMAN: "Aw that's so sweet of you to promise baby."

BATMAN: "Stop making fun of my ears!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You made fun of mine first!"

 

[TheBateman]

 

[[A]]

..and this is the way these captions should be done

Some of your pics are gonna get removed.

 

[Panthro]

That last one gets a big

 

[ultimatefan]

Thos Bateman balloon ones are awesome!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Then you firmly, but gently, swirl the tongue just like this...

SHARON: Wait a f***ing second, he´s TEACHING you how to kiss me?!?
CAPTAIN: ´Hey, I´m desperately trying to finally get my movie franchise off the ground, I need to learn from the king...

 

[BlueLightning]

Robin: ¡I got it! If you want to have a succesful sequel you'll need to have me in the next film.

Sometime later...

 

[[A]]

^

 

[Panthro]

Robin: ¡I got it! Inf you want to have a succesful sequel you'll need to have me in the next film.

Sometime later...

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "So you blackmailed Megan Fox into declining nude scenes?! You truly are evil!"

 

[Timstuff]

Robin: ¡I got it! Inf you want to have a succesful sequel you'll need to have me in the next film.

Sometime later...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Pretending that I'm doing well
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh-oh, yes I'm the great pretender
Adrift in a world of my own
I've played the game but to my real shame
You've left me to grieve all alone

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Yes I'm the great pretender
Just laughin' and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around

Too real is this feeling of make-believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Yes I'm the great pretender
Just laughin' and gay like a clown
I seem to be what I'm not, you see
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around.."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "You should've been gone
Knowing how I made you feel
And I should've been gone
After all your words of steel
Oh I must have been a dreamer
(must have been a dreamer I know)
And I must've been someone else
(someone else)
And we should've been over
(over now)

Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on

Oh, I want to let go
You'll go on hurtin' me
You'd be better off alone
If I'm not who you'd thought I'd be

Oh, you know that there's a fever
(there's a fever I know)
Oh, that you'll never find nowhere else
(nowhere, nowhere else)
Can't you feel it burnin' on and on

Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on

(guitar solo)

Oh Sherrie

But I should've been gone
Long ago, far away
Now I know you'd lie
You'll stay

Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on

Hold on, ooh Sherrie..."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

KEATON BATMAN: "Who the hell is this Robin guy you talk about?"

 

[Panthro]

KEATON BATMAN: "Who the hell is this Robin guy you talk about?"

 

[Panthro]

KEATON BATMAN: "I still had the best most iconic Batmobile damn it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Blue, Panthro!

I actually really like the Tumbler batmobile. It may not be the prettiest batmobile, but it´s a badass piece of machinery.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: C`mon, don´t act so shocked! Admit it, some of you have secretly wished I´d do this for years!

 

[Panthro]

Yeah, the Tumbler grew on me.

BATMAN: "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die
It's not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see you out and about it's such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
you find it happens all the time
love will never do what you want it to
why can't this crazy love be mine
It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime
it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh..."

 

[[A]]

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, singing Batman gags always work.

BATMAN: "Life is a highway, I wanna ride it
All night long
If you're going my way, I wanna drive it
All night long..."

 

[C. Lee]

I didnt want to offend anyone - was it the F bombs? I had no idea they weren't permitted, I'd gladly change them if any moderators objected. It's not necessary to ban me though...I'll cooperate.

And yet....you still posted more pics with uncensored curse words after people told you it wasn't allowed and you could get in trouble for it. You now have an infraction. Do not do it again.

 

[ultimatefan]

Can´t go wrong with Tom Jones.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Upstage me, will ya?!?