The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[batmaluco]

Chechen: What you propose?

Joker: It's simple. Kill the Batman.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Genial!

 

[ChocheTheHero]

JOKER: Gentlemen... We have a traitor among us...

JOKER: They said it was an Albert Einstein look-alike... Be careful.

 

[Panthro]

Gordon: You are Gotham's White Knight, Batman is the Dark Knight...
But now I'm concerned with this other kind of freak knights which are invading our city...

Dent: Other knights!!??

Gordon: The Knights Who Say Ni!
And they demand that we bring them a "shrubbery"...

 

[Panthro]

60s BATMAN: "I'll show you 21st century *****es how to deal with a blood thirsty lunatic!"

JOKER: "Man, f*** Adam West man. F*** him, f*** that camp king man, f*** him up the wazoo, f*** him till the end of time, f*** that-" [realizes Adam West is standing behind him with a bomb] "You're gonna drop that on me aren't you?"
ADAM WEST BATMAN: "Yes."
JOKER: "I'm boned, aren't I?"
ADAM WEST BATMAN: "Yes, yes you are."
JOKER: "Oh snap." [Adam West Batman drops the bomb on Joker, killing him]

 

[ultimatefan]

Great ones guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: I have NOTHING to threaten me with!
ADAM WEST BATMAN: Oh yeah? I´m ready to throw Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen on you!!
JOKER: You... You wouldn´t dare!

 

[ultimatefan]

ADAM WEST BATMAN: Whine about your precious grim and gritty Batman stuff all you like, but admit to yourselves, you´d have laughed your ass off if this scene actually happened in the movie!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF!

BATMAN: "Nice coat was not a campy line damn it! It symbolized my journey from Prince of Gotham to Champion of Gotham! What part of that do you not understand?!"

 

[batmaluco]

Great stuff, guys!
Thanks ultimatefan, Panthro!

 

[batmaluco]

Joker (singing): ''Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me!''

See? I can't do any bad, I'm harmless...

 

[batmaluco]

Batman: Time to taste your own medicine, doctor!

Crane: Oh my god! I can't stand this. It's too much for me!


Now, you think you know what Dr. Crane saw... the Demon bats...
That's not what he saw...
If you are brave enough, click on that spoiler tag and take a good look at what he actually saw.
Be warned: it's graphic, terrible, horrendous, and may burn your eyes, melt your brain,
and eventually make you crazy as it did to Dr. Crane...

Spoiler

There you go...

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, funny stuff.

BATMAN: "I did not need to see your wang or your ass in the opening of 28 Days Later! Your full frontal nudity was disgusting, distasteful and added nothing to the film!"

CRANE: "But now you can't honestly say that the Joker is a better villain than me! I'd like to see the Joker have the balls to do something as disgusting as what I did for 28 Days Later! Muwahahahaha!"

 

[DX]

Joker (singing): "The police station is alive with the sound of musi-!"

Batman: "You bastard! You...you butchered a classic!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Batmaluco, Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the taste of medicine one and the nice coat one - based on a conversation me and Panthro had about annoying fanboys accusing the line of being "campy" - which is the buzzword some use for anything that´s even remotey humorous in an otherwise serious movie.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: you should use something to hang that cape up, dude! These interrogation rooms are full of blood -and other bodily fluids - stains on the floor, you know...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Who the f*** cares if some know-it-alls on IMDB or AICN bash this movie?!? They´re mostly losers with frustrated dreams of being writers and directors who try to compensate trashing on everything that actually manages to see the light of day, or fanboys of other nerdy franchises who can´t stand the nearly incomparable critical and commercial success of The Dark Knight!!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Who the f*** cares if some know-it-alls on IMDB or AICN bash this movie?!? They´re mostly losers with frustrated dreams of being writers and directors who try to compensate trashing on everything that actually manages to see the light of day, or fanboys of other nerdy franchises who can´t stand the nearly incomparable critical and commercial success of The Dark Knight!!

The cape one is also funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "My Dog Is Vengeance! My Dog Is The Night! My God Is Ace The Bat-Mutt!"
ACE THE BAT-MUTT [thinking]: "Kill me. Kill me right now."

BATMAN: "You lousy stinkin' sons of b******!"
GREEN ARROW: "Hey come on, you've gotta admit, it's funny!"

When Batmania Goes Too Far...

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "I cant stop
The way I feel
Things you do
Dont seem real
Tell you what I got in mind
cause were runnin out of time
Wont you ever set me free?
This waitin rounds killin me

She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I cant help myself

I cant get
Any rest
People say
Im obsessed
Everything thats serious lasts
But to me theres no surprise
What I have, I knew was true
Things go wrong, they always do

She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I cant help myself

I wont make it,
On my own
No on likes,
To be alone

She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I cant help myself..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Why did I bother to put a mask on a dog again?

BATMAN: Wait till my lawyer hears about this!

BATMAN: Huh, guys, remember the whole loner, brooding thing? This is not helping!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Why did I bother to put a mask on a dog again?

BATMAN: Wait till my lawyer hears about this!

BATMAN: Huh, guys, remember the whole loner, brooding thing? This is not helping!

BAT-SUPERMAN: "You should have thought of that before you got all those sidekicks!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "How dare you criticize the casting of Stuart Townsend, Ray Stevenson, and Tadanobu Asano as the Warrior's Three for the upcoming Thor movie, when Heath Ledger himself was considered an odd choice to play you you bastard!"