The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

When the suit's just not good enough...

BATMAN: Uhh.. hang on, there seems to be a rock in my shoe..

BATMAN: GRRRAAAHHH!! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO THIS, DO YOU KNOW IT'S HELL TAKING OFF THIS SUIT!?

....

BATMAN: I have a question
COPYCAT: uhm..yeah?
BATMAN: Can I get your opinion on the suit, I mean, do you think it's alright?
COPYCAT: uh..well...

...

BRUCE: I knew I should have added the nipples...

.

Bwahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Selina, I just met a girl named Selina, and suddenly that name will never be the same to me. Selina, I just kissed a girl named Selina, and suddenly I found how wonderful a sound can be! Selina, say it loud and there's music playing! Say it soft, and it's almost like praying... Selina, I'll never stop saying Selina..."

 

[Panthro]

HARVEY DENT: "And remember, all you Spider-Man fans disappointed by the news of a reboot, at least Sam Raimi got to make a 3rd film. How many other superhero directors can say that?"

TWO-FACE: "Now, when the f*** do I get my Superman and Fantastic Four reboots?! And Daredevil while we're at it?!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Stop undermining my ability to enjoy the 1989 Tim Burton film!"

 

[ultimatefan]

It´s about time to talk about a FF and DD reboot.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: I swear I´m trying, I can´t do the "live long and prosper" sign with this thing on my hand! And why are you dressed as me if you´re so much into Star Tr...
FANBOY: Silence!! Do as I command!!

 

[ultimatefan]

LUCAS: Don´t worry about not getting the best picture Oscar nomination! In 1977 A New Hope lost the Best Picture Oscar for Annie Hall, and look how much bigger it became!
NOLAN: So I guess since you realized you didn´t need the Academy to love you, you later decided you didn´t care about anybody liking you as well...
LUCAS: F***ing smartass.

 

[ultimatefan]

LUCAS: What, today´s ten year-old kids love the prequel trilogy!
NOLAN: Sure, I remember what I loved when I was ten! The Nude Bomb, Hart to Hart, Astro and The Space Mutts,The Facts Of Life...
NOLAN: Go to hell.

 

[ALittlePush]

Copycat: Before we leave, does anyone need to use the bathroom?

 

[Panthro]

All that stuff gets a big:

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Here I come to save the Day!
(that means that Mighty Mouse is on the way)
Yes, for when there is a wrong to right,
Mighty Mouse will join the fi-ight.
On the sea or on the land...
He's got the situation well in hand!"

 

[ALittlePush]

Joker: Did I turn off the stove?

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Hey is that Green Goblin throwing some love interest off a bridge? Hmm, maybe I should try something like that..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great ones, Push, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Wanna know how I got these scars? Well, it´s a traditional cinematic practical effect called "prosthetic make-up". It started to become popular in the 1920s and 1930s with actor Lon Chaney...

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: Wanna know how I got these scars? Well, it´s a traditional cinematic practical effect called "prosthetic make-up". It started to become popular in the 1920s and 1930s with actor Lon Chaney...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: I got it, I got it! The perfect guy to play Peter Parker/Spider-Man in the reboot is Zac Efron!

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome Mr. Harvey Dent!

HARVEY: Because we comic book characters on film need to stick together in these difficult times, we must take a stand! If Zac Efron gets cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man, we shall stick a lance up his ass!

TONY: Up his ass!!

 

[ALittlePush]

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome Mr. Harvey Dent!

HARVEY: Because we comic book characters on film need to stick together in these difficult times, we must take a stand! If Zac Efron gets cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man, we shall stick a lance up his ass!

TONY: Up his ass!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

Love all the Zac Efron bashing.

JOKER: "Doesn't it make you feel proud being Scottish?"

BATMAN: "It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete *******s. It's a ****E state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, gotta love a Trainspotting reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

HARVEY DENT: Let´s talk perma-white!

TWO-FACE: I should have known that wasn´t a good topic to start a Comic Con panel...

 

[ultimatefan]

Hmmm, what if for the third movie we replace Chris Nolan with Brett Ratner?

And what if you go deeper into the dark side, start dressing up like an emo and do a John Travolta impression?

Wait, I got it, I got it, I got ir! Nipples!