The Relationship Thread and the Kingdom of the Crystal Advice

[Anubis]

It could be her boyfriend......or bachelor number 2.

 

[Anita18]

It could be her boyfriend......or bachelor number 2.

Seriously. What makes Optimus_Prime think that he's so pimp he could steal a girl away from her bf for a quick session in an alley?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This chick is making out with, what best I can think, is her boyfriend on the dance floor. My roommate is DJing. I f*****ed her onstage (in plain sight of the bar) and in the alleyway not five minutes ago.

That's disgusting. She must've been drunk.

 

[Schlosser85]

Tell me more.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Seriously. What makes Optimus_Prime think that he's so pimp he could steal a girl away from her bf for a quick session in an alley?

What makes you think Optimus_Prime is so pimp that he's actually telling the truth???

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Seriously. What makes Optimus_Prime think that he's so pimp he could steal a girl away from her bf for a quick session in an alley?

Every one of my stories boils down to "I'm gonna try this and see if it works...if not, who cares".

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What makes you think Optimus_Prime is so pimp that he's actually telling the truth???

To be honest, I get a bit of a jealous vibe from this post, but ShadowBoximus_Prime_ has told some more-than-faulty stories in the past.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

What makes you think Optimus_Prime is so pimp that he's actually telling the truth???

Not much proof I can offer. You'll just have to take me at my word.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I hope you get tested frequently...








Psychologically.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

To be honest, I get a bit of a jealous vibe from this post, but ShadowBoximus_Prime_ has told some more-than-faulty stories in the past.

I said it more for ****s and giggles.

One of those "well they just walked right into it" moments. I'm not really taking a shot at Prime.

Although I'm not sure what I'd have to be jealous about

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

To be honest, I get a bit of a jealous vibe from this post, but ShadowBoximus_Prime_ has told some more-than-faulty stories in the past.

This is true. There is really no way to confirm this. I didn't catch her name either.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I said it more for ****s and giggles.

One of those "well they just walked right into it" moments. I'm not really taking a shot at Prime.

Although I'm not sure what I'd have to be jealous about

What's not appealing about stranger-sex in an infested alley?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

The public "that" is a first for me I'll tell you that.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This is true. There is really no way to confirm this. I didn't catch her name either.

That's something you shouldn't admit to. You shouldn't have admitted to any of it, really. I don't know if you thought people would give you mad props yo or what, but it's not really all that rad. You know what is rad? Sex with someone you love. Huh! Who would've thunk it?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Really, it's not about her. She is drunk. She'll probably regret that later. But hey, what can I say, I have huge b***s.

 

[Schlosser85]

After gazing pitifully out the window for Jon to come home like a little puppy, Robbie is going home and drinking himself to sleep again while making another miserable Facebook post about how (paraphrasing), "I can't force you to love me, but I can't force myself to stop loving you".

^%&*^$)*($&*)%&U(

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

That's something you shouldn't admit to. You shouldn't have admitted to any of it, really. I don't know if you think people will give you mad props yo or what, but it's not really all that rad. You know what is rad? Sex with someone you love. Huh! Who would've thunk it?

Well, to your point I haven't had sex with her and I honestly don't care if I do. I mean I did just f***** her in an alleyway.

 

[Schlosser85]

Really, it's not about her. She is drunk. She'll probably regret that later. But hey, what can I say, I have huge b***s.

lmao. The very fact that you state this on an internet forum proves you don't have any.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The public "that" is a first for me I'll tell you that.

Congrats, you had sex on a dancefloor and no one noticed. But if you really did, people would've noticed. I'd bargain to think if you'd never done "it" (aren't coverup words cute? It's almost like no one will know what we're talking about! ) in public, you'd choose a dance floor for your first te. And an alley for your second.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

lmao. The very fact that you state this on an internet forum proves you don't have any.

That may well be a one time thing. I'm not famous. Even though I hang with DJs this is just a random occurrence that I'll in reality may never do again. I don't know her name, my finger isn't falling off, so its not like I won't at least enjoy having the story.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Congrats, you had sex on a dancefloor and no one noticed. But if you really did, people would've noticed. I'd bargain to think if you'd never done "it" (aren't coverup words cute? It's almost like no one will know what we're talking about! ) in public, you'd choose a dance floor for your first te. And an alley for your second.

I was on a stage actually. Not the dance floor. Dance floor I would've been invisible. Everyone saw this.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

That's something you shouldn't admit to. You shouldn't have admitted to any of it, really. I don't know if you thought people would give you mad props yo or what, but it's not really all that rad. You know what is rad? Sex with someone you love. Huh! Who would've thunk it?

Well, I mean, SuperMike does frequent this thread.



(teasing)

 

[Anita18]

Well, to your point I haven't had sex with her and I honestly don't care if I do. I mean I did just f***** her in an alleyway.

I was confused over what you could possibly mean if it wasn't intercourse and I think it dawned on me. Did you wash your hands? And in an alleyway? Yuck! At least your junk stays in your pants most of the time! Who KNOWS where your hands have been!

 

[Schlosser85]

I just "got" "it" as well.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Well, I mean, SuperMike does frequent this thread.



(teasing)

I more or less posted that hoping he would see it. Especially with that white knight comment earlier. But TOB can rest easy. I'm going home empty handed. I clearly have my mojo working overtime right now and the rumors will already be swirling anyways. I'm tired. I just want to watch Akira and smoke. Perfect end to the night. It's what I wanted to do since the night started.