Alright lets turn things a bit more positive. What are your favorite lines from the villains? They always got some of the best lines.
Too many to quotes to choose from (especially from TDK). I'll post some that haven't been mentioned yet.
"NO MORE DEAD COPS!!!!"
j/k
"It's not who I am underneath... but what I
DOOOO... that defines me."
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Alfred Pennyworth: "Know your limits, Master Wayne."
Bruce Wayne: "Batman has no limits."
Alfred Pennyworth: "Well, you do, sir."
Bruce Wayne: "Well, can't afford to know 'em."
Alfred Pennyworth: "And what happens on the day that you find out?"
Bruce Wayne: "Well, we all know how much you love to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: "On that day, Master Wayne, even I won't want to. Probably."
Bruce Wayne: "I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different, they crossed the line."
Alfred Pennyworth: "You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered then and in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
Bruce Wayne: "People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?"
Alfred Pennyworth: "Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice."
Bruce Wayne: "Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: "Today, I don't want to."
[pauses for several moments]
Alfred Pennyworth: "But I did bloody tell you."
The Joker: [to the mob after performing his "magic trick"] "Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it."
Jim Gordon: "I never cared who you were..."
Batman: "And you were right."
Jim Gordon: "...but shouldn't the people know the hero who saved them?"
Batman: "A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended."
[takes off in the Bat]
Jim Gordon: "Bruce Wayne?"