This is how his review might go:
Faraci: This is no fantasy... no careless product of wild imagination. No, my good friends. These indictments that I have brought you today...specific charges listed herein against Snyder/Nolan...their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of realism and plausibility in CBM's. These are matters of undeniable fact.
I ask you now to pronounce judgment on those accused: and on this - this mindless aberration of a movie, whose only means of expression are wanton violence and destruction; whose perversions and unreasoning hatred of all camp in CBM's have threatened even the children of the GA.
Finally, WB - once trusted by the fanbase, charged with maintaining the defense of this genre itself - chief architect of this intended revolution, and author of this insidious plot, to establish a "New Order" amongst Superhero films - with Nolan as absolute ruler! You have heard the evidence.
The decision of the Faraci the Great contrarian will now be heard:..... Awesome movie A+ MOS FTW!