The Dark Knight Rises You Have My Permission To Lounge - Part 4

[The Joker]

I'm just imagining a scene between Leto's Joker and Eisenberg's Lex

It's no Mark Hamill and Clancy Brown, that's for sure.

MMM Boys! HUNKA HUNKA! Shoot me please.

It would be more akin to Two Face and Riddler together in Batman Forever. Both of them trying to out ham each other. We know Leto is the Jim Carey in that pairing.

THE FIRE IN MY LOINS. THE ITCH IN MY CROTCH.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

I disagree. The best scene in the movie is Lex awkwardly stumbling through his speech like an extreme Recluse during the charity event at his home.

It's just so Lex!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

No. There is just a random scene of Jeremy Irons chopping wood.

Just as important as Superman staring at people reaching their hands to be saved by him.

I'm just imagining a scene between Leto's Joker and Eisenberg's Lex

It's no Mark Hamill and Clancy Brown, that's for sure.

MMM Boys! HUNKA HUNKA! Shoot me please.

They both need to meet the Netflix version of Kingpin.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

I admit I started to skip through the third act final battle. It was literally too much. I can not sit through that Doomsday battle. I don't think I missed any extended scenes.

Oh, and Snyder also turned the pa Kent dream sequence into a confusing dream/reality sequence in the Ultimate cut. Where he is actually traversing a mountain. A real one. With people in it talking to him. Not a metaphorical mountain.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Glad I skipped watching the director's cut of this.

Did they chop off the awful inner Bruce Wayne monologue from the first 10 minutes or something from the movie?

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Nope.

Something I noticed. "Executive Producer Chris Nolan and Emma Thomas" comes up right as Bats fly past scared little Bruce.

Classy homage.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

Never thought I'd say this but the 3rd act of suicide squad is so much worse than BvS. Way too much going on with Enchantress doing her weird dance thing and Incubus doing whatever he did. And that thing Diablo did which made me laugh out loud (in a bad way)

Probably one of the worst 3rd acts I've ever seen.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Nope.

That's a bloody shame.

Affleck's opening monologue at the start of Daredevil didn't throw me off, it fits that movie scene just fine.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Oh, and the much touted post-Bomb scene in the UC? Where Supes actually stays and helps people?

He helps one lady. Receives the cold shoulder from some cop. Mopes and flys away.

Laaaame.

 

[Kane52630]

The newest thing I've seen from the DCEU fans online is disliking Suicide Squad means you hate minorities...

 

[Tacit Ronin]

That's a bloody shame.

Affleck's opening monologue at the start of Daredevil didn't throw me off, it fits that movie scene just fine.

Don't you know man?

Things that fall ....are fallen. Things on Earth.


This is so deep.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Between the DCEU defenders nonsense and mocking the opening monologue of Butt vs $#%^, I laughed so hard I remembered this.

 

[The Shape]

The newest thing I've seen from the DCEU fans online is disliking Suicide Squad means you hate minorities...

Is that really a thing? Smh.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

The newest thing I've seen from the DCEU fans online is disliking Suicide Squad means you hate minorities...

People just look for new and innovative ways to make you feel bad about not liking a bad movie.

These fans didn't make this movie yet they act as if their dad directed the damn thing. Someone here said it best. The people who blindly defend these movies to the point of insulting others and coming up with outrageous and outlandish arguments are not real fans. These are people who started paying attention when Man of Steel came out. These weird Snyder people. I can't really understand them and I don't think I want to.

 

[The Shape]

Oh, and the much touted post-Bomb scene in the UC? Where Supes actually stays and helps people?

He helps one lady. Receives the cold shoulder from some cop. Mopes and flys away.

Laaaame.

You really felt it was necessary to show Superman fly in and out with all of the bodies and injured people laying on the steps (that lady was likely living person he found)?

 

[Kane52630]

Is that really a thing? Smh.

Oh yeah, especially towards critics.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

The best way to describe them is that they're like the Manson family of comic book movie fandom

 

[Greens]

Snyder can't catch a break with you people

"Why don't we see Superman helping or saving anyone???"

*Snyder includes a scene of Superman helping emergency workers*

"PRRRFFFFT one lady? **** you Snyder even though we were clearly meant to extrapolate that he helped more people"

 

[Tacit Ronin]

No. It's just more of the same mopey and aloof behavior from him. Nothing new.


Maybe if this version of Superman shot a smile or two and actually conversed with the people he saved, he would be trusted a bit more.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I remember in the Capcom forums, one fan of the game series mocked the Resident Evil movies, another member replied "You try that hard work".
I thought that comment was crazy back in the day, didn't think I'd see it as a smart thing compared to some of the extreme DCEU defenders.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

I don't even dislike Snyder anymore

It's just his worshippers that go to great lengths to try and educate the unwashed masses of his supposed misunderstood cinematic brilliance.

That man of steel answers website for example. Or that joke of a video called Man of Steel thesis or something where a guy rambles on for like 30 minutes about how deep and nuanced the movie is.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Oh and that baffling scene remains. Right after Bruce learns that he was invited to Luthor's gala. We get an idiotic cutaway to him eye sexing his batsuit and then Robin.

Except this time we see him showering butt naked.

All pointless fanservice.

The suit shot is seemingly there for fans to visually *********e to it. Just as Ben was. The robin scene is for pointless mythbuilding. And the shower scene lays the essence of the scene bare. Fanservice.

You could delete that entire scene and begin the next scene on the gala and lose nothing.

 

[Greens]

Oh, and Snyder also turned the pa Kent dream sequence into a confusing dream/reality sequence in the Ultimate cut. Where he is actually traversing a mountain. A real one. With people in it talking to him. Not a metaphorical mountain.

I thought the UC version of that scene was LESS confusing. In the TC, he's on the mountain all of the sudden. Like a lot of scenes in the TC, it felt like the build-up was cut and we were just left with the meat without any real context.

 

[The Shape]

Oh yeah, especially towards critics.

#CrocLivesMatter

 

[Tacit Ronin]

I thought the UC version of that scene was LESS confusing. In the TC, he's on the mountain all of the sudden. Like a lot of scenes in the TC, it felt like the build-up was cut and we were just left with the meat without any real context.

I thought the TC version was all a dream/vision. So the lack of an establishing shot for that scene made sense. But in this one people are condescendingly talking to him. Even after he leaves they resume the conversation. Which tells me it's not a dream.

So it's another dream/reality/vision scene like the Flash scene.