The Dark Knight Rises You Have My Permission To Lounge - Part 6

[shauner111]

The only hope the ending left me with was "oh god, I hope this one is the last cut." But no, it kept going and going and going.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

I'm not happy about the news of the Deadpool cameo in Logan. How does an action drama that is playing it totally serious and totally straight feature a guy that breaks the fourth wall every minute?

 

[Greens]

It strikes me as totally unnecessary.

EDIT: It looks like Umberto may have another flunk on his hands. The director and Reynolds are calling him out.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Good. Or they could be just lying.

 

[Greens]

They're extremely adamant about him not being in the movie, so they would just be embarrassing themselves if Deadpool did turn out to be in there.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

"DEADPOOL IS NOT IN MY FILM. Does all caps help confirm it?"

hahahaha, mangold just tearing into berty. someone needed too, tbh.

 

[JackWhite]

BvS was on one of my movie channels a couple nights ago. I was tempted to watch it, but just couldn't bring myself to sit through it again lol.

Still sitting on Suicide Squad. Will probably watch it when I'm on vacation in a couple weeks.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Yeah. I don't think anyone will disagree when I say it's a chore to get through.

It's not because it's dark. It's not because the movie is serious. It's just dull. Snyder has no instinct for storytelling.

 

[shauner111]

They're extremely adamant about him not being in the movie, so they would just be embarrassing themselves if Deadpool did turn out to be in there.

Why would it embarrass them? They have everything to gain by denying it. That E word would be a very small price to pay for keeping a good secret.

 

[Greens]

Why would it embarrass them? They have everything to gain by denying it. That E word would be a very small price to pay for keeping a good secret.

Look at Mangold's tweets. He proudly stated that his movie stands on its own and doesn't need Deadpool, among other things. You don't say that and do a fake-out.

 

[shauner111]

Why not? He might be telling the truth, but it wouldn't be smart to let such a secret go out....all over the internet on every single site you can imagine.

 

[Greens]

He's actively calling out The Wrap for reporting fake things... how much clearer does it have to get? lol

 

[Tacit Ronin]

I was watching some BTAS Joker and Harley scenes on youtube. And the top comments are dominated by "Suicide Squad did the relationship better".

I can't even.....

 

[Greens]

 

[Tacit Ronin]

They seem to be missing the point. The relationship is supposed to be ****** up. It's not supposed to be healthy. Goddamn tumblr girls.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

I was watching some BTAS Joker and Harley scenes on youtube. And the top comments are dominated by "Suicide Squad did the relationship better".

I can't even.....

This world is no longer for me, I lose more and more faith in people every day.

 

[Auteur]

YouTube isn't exactly visited by the wisest of folk.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I was watching some BTAS Joker and Harley scenes on youtube. And the top comments are dominated by "Suicide Squad did the relationship better".

I can't even.....

"It's better that Joker shoots a guy for refusing to f*** Harley after Joker offered her to him."

 

[Greens]

Well, to Joker's credit... who would refuse a woman like Harley.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Wackiest thing is.. that was a respectful rejection.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I decided to watch Man of Steel again, let's see if I will enjoy it this go around.
And it's time for some commentary:

Zod's coup comes out abruptly and feels almost unnecessary: "Hey yo, this planet will blow-up, let's take over the council and waste time in trial"

I'll skip commenting on the fight and the silliness of all that, and some bits of dialogue here and there in Krypton scenes, and I'll skip to wondering "With all their ships, these Kryptonians did not consider leaving the air space of their planet, while small vessels -carrying a single person each- are able to leave the star system."
What were they thinking?

Man, there is no life in Aylet Zurer's performance here other than the birth scene. If not for Daredevil I'd think she doesn't care about playing in this genre.

Abrupt time skip 33 years is good to throw people off.

Why did Kal-El take his shoes off? And how come no one cared to look at his coat, or feel a shock on the boat from the force of his jump?

Abs porn.

Relaxing in the water is a good time to flashback to the past when you first experienced X-Ray vision and super hearing.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"Durn dem whales, awake me from flashback.
Now I have to steal clothes from total strangers nobody in the audience gives a care for, and just assume I'm lucky enough to find them exactly in my size."

What was Pete's mom thinking? "Bus drowns, let it drown, it was meant to drown, my kid should've died so I can sue the school for negligence and cry hard."

Pa Kent's school of great lesson in life: "Let them die, maybe.
You're different, no one is willing to pay us cash in exchange of your service. F*** 'EM."
"Oh yeah, and I'll be contradicting myself repeatedly."

Clark: "Some client insulted me, I'll leave the job before the shift ends to smash his truck, I know which one because the script says I do, and will damage property that doesn't probably doesn't belong to him."

 

[I Am The Knight]

So I guess doing live commentaries for DCEU movies is a thing now?

 

[I Am The Knight]

Pa Kent's school of great lesson in life: "Let them die, maybe.
You're different, no one is willing to pay us cash in exchange of your service. F*** 'EM."
"Oh yeah, and I'll be contradicting myself repeatedly."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"If we're done measuring di**s"
That came out needlessly.

Save for Michael Shannon and Diane Lane, they're all wooden.
Amy Adams is less wooden than the rest.