The Dark Knight Rises You Have My Permission To Lounge - Part 7

[Spider-Aziz]

oh my god

they made Alfred Barbara's Uncle, thats right. My mind must've blocked that out.

I can't imagine the fan rage this must have caused. Gordon really got the shaft in the Burton/Schumacher era

In the first movie he was ok, after that he was basically useless.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

I'm oddly intrigued about what kind of superman lived in this Schumacher DC universe.

Just imagine a schumacher DC Movie universe that could have stemmed out of this movie. Oh the possibilities.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Chlorophyll, more like bor-o-phyll. Amirite?
Nevermind, I just recalled that Billy Madison moment in highschool.

How did she know the content of her skin? And do I need to remind myself that the substance that fills plant leaves is for its energy production?
She's really quick at knowing the content of her lips, and new contents of her body.

You should've mentioned you being poison earlier? You said Venom before kissing him.

All this time for her working in these labs, she never read the name of 'WE' on the vials before.

I'd like to listen to the entire Mr. Snowman song.

Even the useless lady has ice puns.

I'm oddly intrigued about what kind of superman lived in this Schumacher DC universe.

Just imagine a schumacher DC Movie universe that could have stemmed out of this movie. Oh the possibilities.

The glory of the nippled plastic suit, super crotch, and CGI cape pocket...

 

[Chip Chipperson]

tapping out at 41 minutes

I can only handle this in doses

will resume rewatch in 2025

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"Please be looking for me"
You're a college guy, she's in what looks like a high school uniform, your ages are not compatible, especially not for a superhero.

"My parents were killed in a car accident 5 years ago"
This is the thing we need for a superhero origin, we can all ignore that both Barbra Gordon's are alive and well in the comics, but this is not a Gordon, this is a... eh.. whatever.

"You certainly will not teach my niece how to ride a motorbike, but I will design the only not nippled costume in this movie exactly for her, in her current measurements, and I'll start working on it sometime before she surprises the audience with her prescense in this movie."

tapping out at 41 minutes

I can only handle this in doses

will resume rewatch in 2025

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Did Babs check for fuel? She's not worried everyone in the mansion will hear the roar of the engine? How did she know where to find the key to that vehicle? She didn't even wait long enough for her uncle Al to sleep.

Bane looks like Nemesis from Resident Evil 3. I don't know why he chose to take orders from Pamela, maybe she used her pheromones on him?

OH GOD. Statue fetish is too much that even the observatory needs one to carry it.
I'm tempted to believe half the city construction budget went into erecting these fugly looking statues.

Did you notice that Dr. Lee was a detective for GCPD in the last movie? He was the one to give Edward Nygma the towel he used to wipe his crocodile tears.

Julie Madison actress kinda looks like Jennifer Garner.

Observatory security are useless, or maybe they're afraid of the lawsuits coming their way of sexist assault if they held Pammy in place.

"I worked for you"
"We cut our funding there"
If you owned the facility, how come you didn't fire the not so good doctor to replace him with a better doctor?

Why is she vocally speaking her plans? I saw the shoulder of one of the security guards next to her in an earlier frame from the same camera, that means they are listening to her every word.
Security and police in this world are useless.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"The father figure I has since I was young after my parents death is dying, I never chose to look for a doctor to check on his condition, cause... F*** YOU AUDIENCE."

How come they have Two-Face's jacket in the asylum? He died.

A prisoner can unlock his/her door cell from inside.

Hey, security guys; switches to cell doors are out of it, and you have the key to the door, that's how you originally brought cool Arnold to the fray the first time.

What's the diamond energy rate? How does it work as freeze fuel? Why diamonds?
We can all happily say that at least this films director didn't say "This is art".

 

[Spider-Aziz]

"We will be, the only two people left on Earth"
Bane has no complaints whatsoever that his loyal service won't go unpunished, and she said that line standing next to him.

Alfred: "Hey niece, here's access to the batcave, I know you're clever enough to find it, and I'm confident I can completely trust you with a great burden of a secret."

 

[shauner111]

Last time i watched that movie i was wasted with some buddies and we had a great time, obviously. But i don't think i can watch more than two scenes sober. I think that was before Rises came out.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Last time i watched that movie i was wasted with some buddies and we had a great time, obviously. But i don't think i can watch more than two scenes sober. I think that was before Rises came out.

What about its predecessor?

 

[shauner111]

I actually enjoy Forever. It's dumb as f**k, but it's more watchable than Batman v Superman. A better "batman" movie than Returns. I've been planning on watching it soon. It's been too long.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I was wrong, Barbra's suit does have nipples.
Oh well, at least she's not going to be easy to recognize with that domino mask of her, unmasked voice, and fabric used for the suits the less than dynamic duo are wearing.

How did Robin manage to track the light source? That giant searchlight should be not functional, by the way.

Rubber lips do wonders against saliva mixing from a kiss. Thank you for that valuable lesson movie, I salute you.

Batman didn't have time to use any recording device.

A killing joke. WAAH WAAH.


I ran out of things to say, except....
This movie is deeeeeeeeep.

I actually enjoy Forever. It's dumb as f**k, but it's more watchable than Batman v Superman. A better "batman" movie than Returns. I've been planning on watching it soon. It's been too long.

Enjoy the nonsense storm, it's more hilarious at being bad than B&R is.

 

[shauner111]

It's a terrible movie! But I actually like the batsuits, batmobile, batcave and i don't mind the score. Carrey and Kilmer have SOME entertaining scenes too. It's just that the writing and direction made Kilmer too dull in parts and Carrey too obnoxious (like Tommy Lee Jones).

 

[The Joker]

B&R is a movie that I find it's so bad it's entertaining. I still say it has Gough's best performance as Alfred, too.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I don't know about best, but his dedication to the role and well delivery of lines is most admirable.

 

[BaelaTargaryen]

TDKR vs Logan Imdb poll

http://www.imdb.com/poll/Pp4jnAAkleU/results?ref_=po_sr

 

[Spider-Aziz]

People who do not share the thought that Logan is the best CBM since TDK might be more than I anticipated.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

the more things change... the more they stay the same.

 

[BaelaTargaryen]

March Movie Madness Tournament: Villains Round 2

https://surveynuts.com/surveys/take?id=130266&c=2369278025PPPP

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[Spider-Aziz]

the more things change... the more they stay the same.

Oh man, this is glorious.

 

[BaelaTargaryen]

http://deadline.com/2017/03/steven-mnuchin-lego-batman-ethics-treasury-secretary-1202051261/

A line at the end of a Q&A session by Hollywood financier-turned-U.S. Secretary of Treasury Steven Mnuchin has raised eyebrows at some ethics groups after he told attendees to go see The Lego Batman Movie. He happens to be an executive producer on Warner Bros’ animated hit via his role as a principal in RatPac-Dune Entertainment, a financier on the film.

At today’s event hosted by media company Axios, Mnuchin was asked about his Hollywood past. “Well, I’m not allowed to promote anything that I’m involved in. So I just want to have the legal disclosure that you’ve asked me the question and I am not promoting any product,” he said. “But you should send all your kids to Lego Batman. ”

The comments come after President Donald Trump’s adviser Kellyanne Conway took heat for promoting Ivanka Trump’s clothing line on Fox & Friends after Macy’s did not renew its contract with the First Daughter’s company.

After Mnuchin’s comment today, groups like the Center for Responsive Politics were quick to pounce:

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The Treasury Department also was quick to respond to requests for comment, telling media outlets: “As his statement reflects, the Secretary clearly recognized that he generally may not promote private interests and specifically gave the legal disclosure that he was not promoting a movie, but answering a question he was asked directly.”

 

[The Joker]

The new JL trailer is crap. A big messy looking CGI fest.

 

[StarLord]

Slow-mo dude-bro is at it again. Lol.

Zack Snyder, the Doomsday of Hollywood.

 

[DACrowe]

Bro, bro, bro. These characters are like the American myth. We're just expanding into why they're so mythological with mythic shots of them battling the final level from Gears of War. It's gonna' be mythic. We got this, bro

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Looks to me like a shift from the super serious tone of Batman Returns to the camp of Batman Forever, minus the neon lights and the rubber nipples.
If Zack old boy remains, all bets that JL2 will be the Batman & Robin of the franchise.