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Bruce ends up in a wheelchair and then we lead into Batman Beyond
Happy Independence Day, Guest!
My perfect ending is me walking out of the theater needing a new pair of shorts.
Bruce enters the shiny new Batcave, immediately stops at the sight of something off-screen. Cut to the Bat-Computer, standing in front of it are Henry Cavill and Ryan Reynolds with smiles on their faces.
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Bruce enters the shiny new Batcave, immediately stops at the sight of something off-screen. Cut to the Bat-Computer, standing in front of it are Henry Cavill and Ryan Reynolds with smiles on their faces.
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Bruce enters the shiny new Batcave, immediately stops at the sight of something off-screen. Cut to the Bat-Computer, standing in front of it are Henry Cavill and Ryan Reynolds with smiles on their faces.
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I came when I watched Brokeback Mountain.
So you think Nolan's gonna go for a happy ending then, eh?
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You win the best post in thread award.Bruce enters the shiny new Batcave, immediately stops at the sight of something off-screen. Cut to the Bat-Computer, standing in front of it are Henry Cavill and Ryan Reynolds with smiles on their faces.
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bruce tells the cops it was all alfred's idea.
Alfred: I thought you were kidding! *is taken away in cuffs*
*credits*
Just for laughs..
Bruce goes to see a show.
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Ok, here's my serious attempt.
Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle have an intimate scene like Bruce and Rachel did in BB, but at night. They kiss and all that jazz, they love each other and for once someone loves the REAL Bruce, not the fake public one.
The catch is, Selina Kyle did something that warrants her going to jail, so Bruce gets the shaft yet again and we're spared an unnecessary sex scene.
Then it cuts to Batman and Gordon talking to each other one last time. Awesome words are dispersed in such a manner that we're all shivering and blacking out.
The Dark Knight Rises pops up on screen with booming music.
Credits roll
We all see the movie six to eight more times before finally accepting that our lives are void of meaning now that Nolan is finished with Batman. Mass suicides ensue and the Hype takes the biggest dip in users since the-best-not-mentioned Elektra debacle of last decade.
Thread Manager is retired. Mods are stripped of powers.
Seriously though, what a ****ter that would be if Bruce Wayne finally finds true love and she has to go to jail. It would make for one hell of an ending.
Batman defeats the villain, goes back to the Batcave, Heath Ledger jumps out from behind a rock and shouts "SURPRISE!". Audience sits in stunned silence wondering why on earth Nolan brought Joel Schumacher on board to add a 'twist'.