The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: So, what was all that talk about you breaking my opening weekend record again?

IRON MAN: Go f*** Yourself.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: So, what was all that talk about you breaking my opening weekend record again?

IRON MAN: Go f*** Yourself.

 

[ultimatefan]

MIKE ENGEL: Coming up next, our top story: psychotic mute, the silent killer.

 

[Panthro]

MIKE ENGEL: Coming up next, our top story: psychotic mute, the silent killer.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

HAWKMAN: "This is for spoiling the end of Iron Man 2 for me ya jerk!"
BATMAN: "F***ing Marvel fan boy..."

 

[ultimatefan]

MEGAN FOX: I got fired from the Transformers franchise, Jennifer´s Body was a flop and the buzz on Jonah Hex is terrible, what am I gonna do now?

KATIE HOLMES: Don´t worry about it, honey, I wasn´t in The Dark Knight, but I married Hollywood´s biggest star... Right before he imploded his career with his crackpot religion´s beliefs... and then I starred in a dumbass comedy with Queen Latifah... And lost the right to have my own cell phone...

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MEGAN FOX: I think I´m gonna kill myself...

 

[ultimatefan]

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MEGAN FOX: Mr. Nolan, now that I´m out of the Transformers franchise, can I play Catwoman in your next Batman movie?

NOLAN: I don´t know, Catwoman is a complex and difficult role, We´ll probably need an actress of a higher calib...

BATMAN: For the love of Jesus, stop being such a pedantic a**hole and hire her already!

 

[Panthro]

MEGAN FOX: I got fired from the Transformers franchise, Jennifer´s Body was a flop and the buzz on Jonah Hex is terrible, what am I gonna do now?

KATIE HOLMES: Don´t worry about it, honey, I wasn´t in The Dark Knight, but I married Hollywood´s biggest star... Right before he imploded his career with his crackpot religion´s beliefs... and then I starred in a dumbass comedy with Queen Latifah... And lost the right to have my own cell phone...

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MEGAN FOX: I think I´m gonna kill myself...

 

[Panthro]

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MEGAN FOX: Mr. Nolan, now that I´m out of the Transformers franchise, can I play Catwoman in your next Batman movie?

NOLAN: I don´t know, Catwoman is a complex and difficult role, We´ll probably need an actress of a higher calib...

BATMAN: For the love of Jesus, stop being such a pedantic a**hole and hire her already!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

BATMAN: What,´I´m working undercover...

BATMAN: Hey, if John Travolta can steal my Batusi, I can steal his Staying Alive!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

BATMAN: What,´I´m working undercover...

BATMAN: Hey, if John Travolta can steal my Batusi, I can steal his Staying Alive!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

 

[Panthro]

AARON ECKHART: "Megan Fox got fired from Transformers 3?!"

BATMAN: "Great, now I have to wait until they leave to get my coffee."

BATGIRL: "With a body like this, who cares if I'm just another sidekick?"

BATMAN: "What do you mean people are still b***ing about my voice?"

BATGIRL: "Don't you ever call me Little Miss Ginny Weasley again!"

BATMAN: "This is why we don't let George Lucas direct my franchise!"

ROBIN: "So what are gonna do tonight Batman?"
BATMAN: "The same thing we do every night, Robin. Try to take over the world- no wait that's not right..."

DENT: "But I was this close to getting Megan Fox & Amanda Seyfriend to finish their love scene from Jennifer's Body!"

HARVEY DENT: "Never underestimate a strong jaw or chin."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Nolan and Eckhart's crazy laughs

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Somedays, you just can´t get rid of a Sex And The City 2..

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Somedays, you just can´t get rid of a Sex And The City 2..

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

GORDON: You think Megan Fox getting fired was tough, all I did was say his movies suck and he sent in the troops!

 

[Panthro]

GORDON: You think Megan Fox getting fired was tough, all I did was say his movies suck and he sent in the troops!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

BATMAN: I call it The Ex-Wife.

 

[ALittlePush]

Batman: Get out and stay out!

Harvey Dent: But you don't understand, I must find out what is happening with the third film.

Later

Harvey Dent: My dear fanboys and fangirls, I have failed you in our quest to find out information about Batman 3. For this, I am deeply sorry.

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe

Found this:

 

[ALittlePush]

Hehehe

Found this: