ultimatefan
The Batman must come back
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BATMAN: So, what was all that talk about you breaking my opening weekend record again?

IRON MAN: Go f*** Yourself.
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BATMAN: So, what was all that talk about you breaking my opening weekend record again?
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IRON MAN: Go f*** Yourself.
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MIKE ENGEL: Coming up next, our top story: psychotic mute, the silent killer.
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MEGAN FOX: I got fired from the Transformers franchise, Jennifer´s Body was a flop and the buzz on Jonah Hex is terrible, what am I gonna do now?
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KATIE HOLMES: Don´t worry about it, honey, I wasn´t in The Dark Knight, but I married Hollywood´s biggest star... Right before he imploded his career with his crackpot religion´s beliefs... and then I starred in a dumbass comedy with Queen Latifah... And lost the right to have my own cell phone...
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MEGAN FOX: I think I´m gonna kill myself...
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MEGAN FOX: Mr. Nolan, now that I´m out of the Transformers franchise, can I play Catwoman in your next Batman movie?
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NOLAN: I don´t know, Catwoman is a complex and difficult role, We´ll probably need an actress of a higher calib...
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BATMAN: For the love of Jesus, stop being such a pedantic a**hole and hire her already!
Thanks!
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BATMAN: What,´I´m working undercover...
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BATMAN: Hey, if John Travolta can steal my Batusi, I can steal his Staying Alive!
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BATMAN: Somedays, you just can´t get rid of a Sex And The City 2..
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GORDON: You think Megan Fox getting fired was tough, all I did was say his movies suck and he sent in the troops!