The Relationship Thread and the Kingdom of the Crystal Advice

[Anubis]

Then he comes back later and wonders why he didn't get any poon tang.

 

[steintym]

Ummm ... Yep, that's the thread.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

How can one prove they are an adult on a messageboard?

If the online porn industry were a bar they would've lost their liqour license a loooonnnngggg time ago.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Then mr.badluck comes back on defending his actions, and why he is going to continue doing what he has been doing and why the advice does not apply to his situation.

I'm simply explaining why I did what I did. I haven't decided on my next course of action and I'm very tempted to drop the pussyfooting nonsense and get to the point with her. It's also difficult to really read her reaction since she's so difficult to do stuff with even when my friend she's close with asks her.

 

[steintym]

Yeah, I guess that same system wouldn't work for bars ...

Bartender: How old are you?
Underage Drinker: 21
Bartender: Do you swear?
Underage Drinker: Yep
Bartender: Here's your drink

 

[DV8]

There is an ongoing pattern in this thread. Spidey Bat and DV8 point it out nicely.

It is not just the two of them. This pattern seems to go on and on.

First, guy who has bad, so called "luck", with women comes on and puts up post about a current situation.

Generally it involves some sort of trying to cozy up to a girl in a plutonic way as a friend to play it safe in trying to get close to her, with hope at some point she will fall for him.

Then someone points out what he is doing wrong.

Then mr.badluck comes back on defending his actions, and why he is going to continue doing what he has been doing and why the advice does not apply to his situation.

LOL . . . yeah that happens here a lot . . . I don't understand how some people can be so aggressively stubborn in that sense and not direct that aggressiveness where it needs to be directed

 

[DV8]

I'm simply explaining why I did what I did. I haven't decided on my next course of action and I'm very tempted to drop the pussyfooting nonsense and get to the point with her. It's also difficult to really read her reaction since she's so difficult to do stuff with even when my friend she's close with asks her.

that's EXACTLY what you need to do . . . you should also be chatting up other chicks though . . . a lot of chicks at the same time until one bites . . . people don't go fishing in a pond that only has one fish

PS so this chick is flaky huh?? yeah, most chicks are that's why you have to strike quickly with women

 

[Anubis]

I'll throw something out there to start a descusion.

Is it wrong to start up a relationship with a chick who is the mother of your half brother? Like, your old man impregnates some young chippy on the side, but later, you meet and hit it off. Is that a no no?

 

[DV8]

I'll throw something out there to start a descusion.

Is it wrong to start up a relationship with a chick who is the mother of your half brother? Like, your old man impregnates some young chippy on the side, but later, you meet and hit it off. Is that a no no?

yeah that's wrong in many ways

 

[Anubis]

How so?

You aren't related.

 

[POWdER-man]

How so?

You aren't related.

Legally and biologically - okay, no problems.

Ethically and morally - wrong....so so wrong. Your half brother could potentially be your step-son if it were to get serious enough.

 

[DV8]

How so?

You aren't related.

not by blood, but I wouldn't stick my dick anywhere that my pops stuck his dick to start with; and I also wouldn't stick my dick into a hole from which my brother or sister was birthed

there is soooooo much other vagina to choose from out there, it's just kind of weird to cling to one woman that had this kind of family history . . . it might even speak to some type of psychological issue if you are that adament on getting with this chick . . . maybe if she had a sister that'd be cool

 

[DV8]

when I was little I met a cousin of mine and developed a SERIOUS crush on her . . . I was super little, but it felt like love to me; I was probably like 5 (LOL) but I continued having a crush on her up until I was like 12 or 13 . . . she was so hot (and still is actually) . . . I couldn't understand why my family insisted that us liking each other was wrong; she wasn't even related by blood, our families are married into each other; but my blood cousins are her blood cousins . . . anytime that line is crossed **** gets real questionable morally . . . you have to draw the line somewhere

 

[Anita18]

There is an ongoing pattern in this thread. Spidey Bat and DV8 point it out nicely.

It is not just the two of them. This pattern seems to go on and on.

First, guy who has bad, so called "luck", with women comes on and puts up post about a current situation.

Generally it involves some sort of trying to cozy up to a girl in a plutonic way as a friend to play it safe in trying to get close to her, with hope at some point she will fall for him.

Then someone points out what he is doing wrong.

Then mr.badluck comes back on defending his actions, and why he is going to continue doing what he has been doing and why the advice does not apply to his situation.

I've noticed that men don't like to be told that they're doing something wrong.

not by blood, but I wouldn't stick my dick anywhere that my pops stuck his dick to start with; and I also wouldn't stick my dick into a hole from which my brother or sister was birthed

there is soooooo much other women to choose from out there, it's just kind of weird to cling to one woman that had this kind of family history . . . it might even speak to some type of psychological issue if you are that adament on getting with this chick . . . maybe if she had a sister that'd be cool

Seriously. You know about Woody Allen and Soon-Yi, right? He never even legally adopted her, but everyone thinks of him as her stepfather. He doesn't even have contact with his only biological child because of this. Sounds like a fantastic family dynamic.

LOL DV8 I just realized that you said the V-word and apparently you can get an infraction for it.

 

[Anubis]

I'm not saying I'm expierencing this. Was watching Venture Brothers and the episode where Hank bangs his best friends older sister, only to find out she's actually his mom, and that his father knocked her up when she was 14 and was president of the Rusty Venture fan club. So Hank had a freak out and got his mind wiped. I couldn't help but feel that was a bit.....extreme. Like I said, they aren't related......but then maybe my moral compass is a bit off center to begin with.

And yeah, it's serious odiphal complex s**t if you know about it going in.....so to speak. Nothing says f**k you old man like bird dogging his new lady.

 

[POWdER-man]

When I was young I had a cousin who was infatuated with me between the ages of about 6-10 while I was about 11-15. All my family treated it as a cute little crush but I avoided her as much as possible. She eventually grew out of it and is married now with a kid, but I still hardly ever talk to her now.

On a side note she won a provincial beauty pageant when she was like 18.

 

[DV8]

I've noticed that men don't like to be told that they're doing something wrong.


Seriously. You know about Woody Allen and Soon-Yi, right? He never even legally adopted her, but everyone thinks of him as her stepfather. He doesn't even have contact with his only biological child because of this. Sounds like a fantastic family dynamic.

LOL DV8 I just realized that you said the V-word and apparently you can get an infraction for it.

oh yeah I know all about Woody Allen and Soon Yi

and that SUCKS about the v-word (pun intended) . . . and you would put the little face sticking the tongue out after that, wouldn't you Anita? you little perv you!

 

[The Guard]

Speaking of relationships, it's Steak and a BJ Day.

 

[DV8]

yeah Anubis I didn't think it was a situation you were actually in . . . moral compass off or not (so is mine) there are just things you should not do

 

[Anubis]

When I was young I had a cousin who was infatuated with me between the ages of about 6-10 while I was about 11-15. All my family treated it as a cute little crush but I avoided her as much as possible. She eventually grew out of it and is married now with a kid, but I still hardly ever talk to her now.

On a side note she won a provincial beauty pageant when she was like 18.

So every once in awhile she slips into your whack-it list is what you're saying.

 

[Anita18]

oh yeah I know all about Woody Allen and Soon Yi

and that SUCKS about the v-word (pun intended) . . . and you would put the little face sticking the tongue out after that, wouldn't you Anita? you little perv you!

 

[Anubis]

yeah Anubis I didn't think it was a situation you were actually in . . . moral compass off or not (so is mine) there are just things you should not do

Not gonna lie to you, if my super hot 3rd cousin wanted to get down, I would not fight it.

 

[POWdER-man]

So every once in awhile she slips into your whack-it list is what you're saying.

lol actually tbh I haven't seen her in about decade so I don'r really remember what she looks like. Just her hair color, pretty well. I probably have 3-4 dozen cousins so some I wouldn't even recognize if I walk by them on the street. (my mother's side has 13 brothers and sisters and my fathers has 8)

 

[Godzilla2000]

This is a continuation from the Lounge thread, but can anyone tell me the thought process of rich, married, white women and me? I've been accused of cheating and/or trying to trap their married husbands whom I've never explicitly had any purposeful engagements with at all. I'm thinking they must have me mixed up with my younger sister, who looks an awful lot like me. I have reason to suspect she may have had a dalliance with at least one of the women's mates based upon little word play hints she's dropped in my presence, but not that she's come out and named names though. But seriously, why am I the one to be getting all the death threats from these women because of things my sister might have done? And just why is one nutbar telling me she's going to drowned the guy I'm interested and put me in a coma? Really, what is wrong with these people? Do they just come into my laundromat and say all these things to amuse themselves? I have consciously done nothing, nothing to these people at all. If plain, little, ordinary me is a threat to their fragile little worlds, then they live in some pretty desperate situations because I personally don't think I warrant this sort of malevolent attention. I'm just a regular girl working a part time job and trying to scrape what little I can to live on.

 

[DV8]

yeah my cousin still looks good . . . I must say if I had the chance to drunkenly, secretly bone her just ONE TIME I probably would . . . LMAO that sounds so sick