The Relationship Thread and the Kingdom of the Crystal Advice

[Schlosser85]

I'm going home empty handed.

But you weren't...."empty handed" earlier

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I was confused over what you could possibly mean if it wasn't intercourse and I think it dawned on me. Did you wash your hands? And in an alleyway? Yuck! At least your junk stays in your pants most of the time! Who KNOWS where your hands have been!

I'm washing my hands lol. I haven't put it near my mouth yet either. I'm pretty good, as you recall, at science so basic hygiene is second nature to me lol.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

But you weren't...."empty handed" earlier

Well ya lol.

Hey my cat is happy to see me. Guess that means p**** was waiting at home for me afterall . I love the little rascal. His name is Rajon Rondo.

 

[Schlosser85]

Hey my cat is happy to see me. Guess that means p**** was waiting at home for me afterall

So you could say....you've met ***** Galore

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You guys just got it?

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

TOB is right though. I used to be pretty unsavory to most women. I just learned three lessons: shut the f*** up, let your actions talk for you, and don't be intimidated by anyone. That's basically it. Yeah, there might've been penalties for that, but I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. I don't believe in acting like an Alpha Male, you have to PROVE it. Talking a big game is nothing.

 

[Schlosser85]

You guys just got it?

Hey, it's 1:30 in the morning, don't judge me.

I just noticed there were too many *'s to be spelling out what I thought he was spelling out.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

The dog sh** in the house again and I stepped in it. There. Bad Karma for those who disagree with my actions. Universe balances out.

 

[Schlosser85]

The universe will not be balanced out until the mothership returns to reunite us with our reptilian overlords. And bring back Elvis.

 

[WillardNation]

We need an adult section ... although I can only imagine what that would be like.

Such a place might exist. But not on this particular website. I've said too much already.

Basically Willard showing pictures of his penis to everybody.

Pretty much.

This is a continuation from the Lounge thread, but can anyone tell me the thought process of rich, married, white women and me? I've been accused of cheating and/or trying to trap their married husbands whom I've never explicitly had any purposeful engagements with at all. I'm thinking they must have me mixed up with my younger sister, who looks an awful lot like me. I have reason to suspect she may have had a dalliance with at least one of the women's mates based upon little word play hints she's dropped in my presence, but not that she's come out and named names though. But seriously, why am I the one to be getting all the death threats from these women because of things my sister might have done? And just why is one nutbar telling me she's going to drowned the guy I'm interested and put me in a coma? Really, what is wrong with these people? Do they just come into my laundromat and say all these things to amuse themselves? I have consciously done nothing, nothing to these people at all. If plain, little, ordinary me is a threat to their fragile little worlds, then they live in some pretty desperate situations because I personally don't think I warrant this sort of malevolent attention. I'm just a regular girl working a part time job and trying to scrape what little I can to live on.

I WANT TO SEE WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

yeah my cousin still looks good . . . I must say if I had the chance to drunkenly, secretly bone her just ONE TIME I probably would . . . LMAO that sounds so sick

One of my good friends is Tunisian and he thinks it's absolutely absurd that we don't **** our cousins over here.

Haha ... I usually don't make it through a sentence or two.

I have good intentions, start reading, the stream of thoughts/sentences start bleeding together ... and I'm out.

That's how I am with most posts in this thread. Well, most of the posts that are more than a few sentences anyway.

Every one of my stories boils down to "I'm gonna try this and see if it works...if not, who cares".

What's not appealing about stranger-sex in an infested alley?

Absolutely nothing.

That's something you shouldn't admit to. You shouldn't have admitted to any of it, really. I don't know if you thought people would give you mad props yo or what, but it's not really all that rad. You know what is rad? Sex with someone you love. Huh! Who would've thunk it?

That's not to say that meaningless sex with someone you just met isn't awesome. Because it very much is.

 

[Anita18]

That's not to say that meaningless sex with someone you just met isn't awesome. Because it very much is.

That's funny, because I'm talking with a religious Catholic nut on another forum who thinks sex before marriage is a mortal sin and "promiscuous behavior." I pointed out that I'm talking marriage with the man I lost my virginity to (in my mid-20s, mind you, and I haven't been with anyone else since), totally not promiscuous at all, and somehow the church puts me at the same level as you guys. By sleeping with the man I'll eventually marry, I've committed just as much of a mortal sin as sleeping with 20 men.

I might as well go ALL OUT at my bachelorette party since I'm already going to hell!

Yeah, religious nutters be nutters and make no logical sense.

 

[WillardNation]

Ooooooh, Christians.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Well ya lol.

Hey my cat is happy to see me. Guess that means p**** was waiting at home for me afterall . I love the little rascal. His name is Rajon Rondo.

Rajon Rondo??

I just lost all ****ing respect for you. Boo this man!

But I mean on subject tho, if I had a shot at feeling up some drunk broad in the club, I'd take it like hell.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Bet ya would.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Let us be wise with the religion talk - if anything seems remotely intolerant, chances are you'll get a slap on the hand.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Absolutely nothing. it very much is [awesome]

yeah. I think they write rap songs about that sh**.

 

[Anita18]

Let us be wise with the religion talk - if anything seems remotely intolerant, chances are you'll get a slap on the hand.

Normally I wouldn't care but with the current Republican race as it's going and people trying to legislate their beliefs onto nonbelievers....

It's been on my mind more than usual.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Rajon Rondo sleeps on my lap. He loves his Dad and he ran away from his old owner and chose to be here. Its very sweet. In other news I sold 70 comics for a cool grand today too. All in all, great day. Got to use my Dad's Lexus and raced down the freeway with the top down and Tyga blaring, made a total of 1200 dollars in 24 hours and f*****ed a chick on a stage. Good day

 

[WillardNation]

Let us be wise with the religion talk - if anything seems remotely intolerant, chances are you'll get a slap on the hand.

It's ok, I have a cross tattoo.

 

[Anita18]

Rajon Rondo sleeps on my lap. He loves his Dad and he ran away from his old owner and chose to be here. Its very sweet. In other news I sold 70 comics for a cool grand today too. All in all, great day. Got to use my Dad's Lexus and raced down the freeway with the top down and Tyga blaring, made a total of 1200 dollars in 24 hours and f*****ed a chick on a stage. Good day

 

[DV8]

This chick is making out with, what best I can think, is her boyfriend on the dance floor. My roommate is DJing. I f*****ed her onstage (in plain sight of the bar) and in the alleyway not five minutes ago.

uhhhh you what'd her? Lol just tell me if you used your finger or not . . . that will due

 

[Anita18]

uhhhh you what'd her? Lol just tell me if you used your finger or not . . . that will due

Welcome to the last page!

 

[DV8]

yeah I just caught up . . . I missed the whole goddamn party

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Normally I wouldn't care but with the current Republican race as it's going and people trying to legislate their beliefs onto nonbelievers....

It's been on my mind more than usual.

No kidding!

It's ok, I have a cross tattoo.

Well then, you get a free pass! Be as offensive as you want!

 

[WillardNation]

I'm sorry I missed the whole drug conversation. I like those. ****in' hopefulsuicide. Who knew?