The Relationship Thread and the Kingdom of the Crystal Advice

[WillardNation]

Well then, you get a free pass! Be as offensive as you want!

Done and DONE!

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Rajon Rondo sleeps on my lap. He loves his Dad and he ran away from his old owner and chose to be here. Its very sweet. In other news I sold 70 comics for a cool grand today too. All in all, great day. Got to use my Dad's Lexus and raced down the freeway with the top down and Tyga blaring, made a total of 1200 dollars in 24 hours and f*****ed a chick on a stage. Good day

I'm an Orlando Magic fan. I despise the Boston Celtics with every fiber of my being lol.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm sorry I missed the whole drug conversation. I like those. ****in' hopefulsuicide. Who knew?

What'chu talkin' 'bout Willard?

 

[WillardNation]

Er... uh.... nothing. I don't know. Hey, what's that!?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Well, because this is the relationship thread, my first guess would be rufies. Then ecstasy. Then Viagra.

 

[DV8]

we ain't talmbout no drugs in here SON! what we look like?? HUH?? do we look like BOOM? LMAO . . . *off-key reference to Boom's thread*

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh, YOU'RE DV8

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Quit spamming.

 

[DV8]

I am indeed the one known as DV8 . . . now infract his ass, Bamfer

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You got it!

 

[hopefuldreamer]

****in' hopefulsuicide. Who knew?

I'm just full of surprises!

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

yeah I just caught up . . . I missed the whole goddamn party

Yes you did.

 

[DV8]

I'm in a rough spot here . . . my unofficial GF was arrested yesterday in MN; she was picked up for felony bailjumping . . . she is super ****ing flaky and missed her original court date (which was for a midemeanor simple battery); this has caused a HUGE headache for me . . .

again, I have to reitterate that she is NOT my official GF; at first she wanted to be; and I resisted; then I decided to give in cuz we were basically like BF and GF anyway . . . well when I finally came around she wants to flip the script on me; said I shouldn't have waited so long

basically I'm pretty sure she was ****ing around w/ other dudes; while in jail she asked me to login to her FB and update her **** so people know something happend to her; but not necessarily that she's in jail; just so the events she has booked know she can't do them . . . then she started crying and said she wasn't gonna give me the info cuz she "didn't want me to see something that would hurt my feelings"

so, again; she pry ****ed around with some other dude . . . am I salty? yeah, I am . . . BUT we're not technically together, so I don't have the right to completely lose my **** . . .

ANYWAY; I'm real close to just saying **** it and not dealing with her anymore (after she gets out of jail, whenever that happens); or should I give her another shot? she is INCREDIBLY hot; she's a nationally published model . . . I would really like to at least bone her one really good last time and then stop talking to her so . . . . yeah; thoughts? Lol

 

[DV8]

I forgot to add that today, she actually did give me her login info and told me not to look in her inbox (LMAO like THAT would work) . . . I would really rather not look though; if she feels guilty about it, I take that as a sign of disrespect and dishonesty; and now she wants to make it all better cuz she's in a real ****** spot

 

[Anita18]

I'm in a rough spot here . . . my unofficial GF was arrested yesterday in MN; she was picked up for felony bailjumping . . . she is super ****ing flaky and missed her original court date (which was for a midemeanor simple battery); this has caused a HUGE headache for me . . .

again, I have to reitterate that she is NOT my official GF; at first she wanted to be; and I resisted; then I decided to give in cuz we were basically like BF and GF anyway . . . well when I finally came around she wants to flip the script on me; said I shouldn't have waited so long

basically I'm pretty sure she was ****ing around w/ other dudes; while in jail she asked me to login to her FB and update her **** so people know something happend to her; but not necessarily that she's in jail; just so the events she has booked know she can't do them . . . then she started crying and said she wasn't gonna give me the info cuz she "didn't want me to see something that would hurt my feelings"

so, again; she pry ****ed around with some other dude . . . am I salty? yeah, I am . . . BUT we're not technically together, so I don't have the right to completely lose my **** . . .

ANYWAY; I'm real close to just saying **** it and not dealing with her anymore (after she gets out of jail, whenever that happens); or should I give her another shot? she is INCREDIBLY hot; she's a nationally published model . . . I would really like to at least bone her one really good last time and then stop talking to her so . . . . yeah; thoughts? Lol

No thoughts. You clearly don't want to be in a relationship with her and this is the "relationship advice" thread.

So it doesn't really matter what you do because you have no long-term plans with her and she doesn't sound like a crazy stalker. If you want to bone her one last time and then ditch her, that's your prerogative.

 

[DV8]

yeah I guess so . . . but I have developed some feelings for her . . . I do miss her; I enjoy "caking" with her; and I see she has potential in a lot of things . . . but she does DUMB **** like this all the time I'm not sure I can put up with that for much longer

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Sounds like a dumb***. I'm sure y'all have history and feelings, but honestly she's a liability. Not really worth the risk in my opinion. I'd be running, but that's me.

 

[DV8]

I wouldn't call her a "dumb *****" I actually find that quite offensive, but I see your point . . . man I am giving up all this:

all . . . . that . . . ass

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Seems like you've got 3 options:

1. Carry on the way things are as FWB but keep your feelings about her being 'unfaithful' in check, because they are unjustified.

2. Actually define it as a committed relationship, BF and GF, and see how that goes.

3. Stop sleeping with her.

Whichever one you pick depends totally on whether or not you have feelings for her, if you have any other options on the cards, and how much negative hassle she brings into your life.

 

[terry78]

I wouldn't call her a "dumb *****" I actually find that quite offensive, but I see your point . . . man I am giving up all this:

all . . . . that . . . ass

I know it's probably too soon, but.....have you been in the thick women thread at all?

 

[WillardNation]

Damn, that's a lot of ass.

 

[DV8]

yeah . . . I can't carry on as FWB now I'm in "jealousy mode" . . . **** just ain't gonna happen . . . we also are developing a business relationship through my business . . . she has a pretty big job we were gearing up to start work on, so that also kind of complicates things . . . and at the same time I feel really bad for the situation she's in; but she did it to herself . . . UGH this is why I like to keep **** casual . . . I hate being even remotely controlled by feelings

 

[DV8]

I know it's probably too soon, but.....have you been in the thick women thread at all?

yessir . . . I have Lol

 

[Anita18]

yeah I guess so . . . but I have developed some feelings for her . . . I do miss her; I enjoy "caking" with her; and I see she has potential in a lot of things . . . but she does DUMB **** like this all the time I'm not sure I can put up with that for much longer

And that is where you fail. Especially for someone who wants to be as cold-hearted as you.

I wouldn't call her a "dumb *****" I actually find that quite offensive, but I see your point . . . man I am giving up all this:

all . . . . that . . . ass

I always this urge when I see someone with an ample backside....

I like big butts and I cannot lie!
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in yo' face
You Get SPRUNG!

 

[DV8]