The Dark Knight Rises You Have My Permission To Lounge - Part 4

[I Am The Knight]

I thought Eisenberg was playing Edward Nygma?

The one from Batman Forerver right...? So...The Joker?

 

[titansupes]

^ That's a good point. So, basically everybody's playing the Joker... except Jared Leto.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

the only thing suicide squad made me appreciate about Batman v Superman is that every Batman character in BvS wasn't a complete disaster, but actually really good.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Yeah. Jeremy Irons was legit good. Dat wood chopping scene.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I thought Eisenberg was playing Edward Nygma?

Nygma is a watered down version of Joker.
Said some director not wanting to use Riddler on film.

 

[Green Goblin]

I actually thought SS was decent, better than BvS.

Leto could be a great Joker, he just needs a better movie. At least they fixed Batman.

 

[Kane52630]

I actually prefer the Batman in Suicide Squad over anything we saw in BvS.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

At least they fixed Batman.

Till Justice LEague.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Wasn't it funny when Batman said to WW something like: this picture doesn't belong to you. It is you.

Um NEWSFLASH Bats, it belongs to her because it is her. Jesus.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's artsy way of saying:
She's not a person close to you.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

But Wonder Woman said that Luthor had a picture that belongs to her. She didn't imply the picture was about her or a person close to her one way or another.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

As if one can find logic behind that in the movie that gave us this moment.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

Let's just pull a fox and disregard everything that happened in BVS except all the important stuff that we unfortunately can't ignore.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

At the end Bruce is like we need to stand together. WW is like how do you know? Bruce is like: just a feeling.....in my bones and stuff.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman met.
Darkseid will come.
A team needs to assemble.

I can probably ignore everything else, cause Superman will return, Alexander Luthor will (hopefully) be ignored and never mentioned again.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Luthor will be getting tortured in Arkham Asylum. Batman made sure of that.

Men are still Good.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

I heard that in the Super Ultra Ulitimate Extended 5 hour cut, we find out that Wallace Keefe's legal first name is Metallo

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Torture is good.
A lesson from DCEU superheroes.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

What did you guys think of the admittedly badass but totally pointless scene of Alfred chopping wood in the UC?

Pure Zack Snyder.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I didn't give a $#%^ about the UC.
Did Snyder want to emulate the wood chopping scene from Age of Ultron or something?

I heard that in the Super Ultra Ulitimate Extended 5 hour cut, we find out that Wallace Keefe's legal first name is Metallo

He's not a hothead.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Torture is good.
A lesson from DCEU superheroes.

That scene in the UC made the intent of the scene worse. It was the scene where Batman lets go off his murderous ways or something. Yet he gleefully tells Luthor that he won't go to a rehab facility but in Arkham. He gleefully tells him he pulled strings to make that happen. The implication is that he will be heavily tortured.


Our redemptive hero ladies and gentleman.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Did Snyder want to emulate the wood chopping scene from Age of Ultron or something?

No. There is just a random scene of Jeremy Irons chopping wood.

 

[Chip Chipperson]

I'm just imagining a scene between Leto's Joker and Eisenberg's Lex

It's no Mark Hamill and Clancy Brown, that's for sure.

MMM Boys! HUNKA HUNKA! Shoot me please.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

The best scene in the UC: two dudes kissing.

And this exchange:

Bats: I don't deserve you Alfred.

Alf: No, you do not.

Maybe the latter was in the TC but I don't remember.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

That scene in the UC made the intent of the scene worse. It was the scene where Batman lets go off his murderous ways or something. Yet he gleefully tells Luthor that he won't go to a rehab facility but in Arkham. He gleefully tells him he pulled strings to make that happen. The implication is that he will be heavily tortured.


Our redemptive hero ladies and gentleman.

Too smaht for us funny mahvel fans.