'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the thread
not a Hypester was arguing, not even theShape.
The forums were peaceful, and quiet as a ghost
in the hopes good ol' Nolan would soon leave a post.
We all grabbed our laptops and tucked in our beds
ready to beat a dead horse again and again.
Despite that we knew there would be no surprises
we still settled down to watch Dark Knight Rises.
As Shauner prepared to discuss the ending
Shikamaru came in and called it offending.
As he mocked Bruce's poor excuse of a vacation
BLR reminded him it was just one interpretation.
Right after that came some posts from The Joker,
along with The Batman's, and our cycle was over.
Since deep down we knew we were all pretty clever
we were wondering if we would really do this forever.
Then out of nowhere came a post from a new user
It
was good ol' Nolan, and Charles Roven, his former producer!
We knew from his presence and lovely impression
that he was sent here to answer our questions.
He read through our comments and immediately took action,
He let us all know "You boys sure do have passion."
And then he announced, despite his busy time plan,
"I've never been prouder of directing Batman!"
And suddenly unity spread through the site
As Batfans rejoiced in love and delight.
He finally made sure that everyone would hear it,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to a trilogy that lives in spirit!"
Merry Christmas (and Happy Holidays) to all.