The Dark Knight Rises You Have My Permission To Lounge - Part 9

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Stone Cold coming back to help team WWF

good times

You know what, they should’ve just made Steve Austin a member of the JL. That woulda been cool. Everyone gets a stunner.
 
Stun Batfleck out of his cowl for being a lazy jerk. Stun Flash for not shutting up. Stun Cybored for being monotone. Stun Superman in order to correct his face. Stun Aquaman for thinking he's an ocean tough who thinks throwing beer bottles into the ocean is badass.

Then crack open a few steveweisers, hand over two to Diana. Have a toast. Then give her a stone cold stunner cause stone cold said so.
 
Why was Aquaman even a member? I know one of the Mother Box's was in the ocean and he was the only one able to go down there etc.

They didn't even get to show what he could do. The final fight wasn't anywhere near the water. Lol.
 
I thought the trailers did well in proving he can push a parademon down a few floors and get out in cartoony effects. :oldrazz:
 
Could be my imagination, but I'm starting to think there's an echo chamber here.
 
Whoops, sorry about the double posts :hehe:

Anyway, it wasn't completely awful, but I I'm ready to ditch everything except Cavill and Gadot. I hated Ezra Miller's Flash. Aquaman was OK I guess? Cyborg was fine.

Steppy was...An action figure. When he stepped out of the Amazonian temple or whatever he literally looked like one!

The Bat-quips were fun but they diminished the character and having him involved in pretty much all the action sequences wasn't the smartest thing. 'Fleck doesn't have any presence as Batman here but I did love the first scene in Gotham.

This is not the epic Justice League we deserve. While I did geek out seeing all the heroes together at various points of the film, this film feels kind of small scale. There's plenty of action, but it's not terribly appealing. It also gets repetitive when you have three of your six characters super-punching the evil guy who in return punches them back. And the scale is just not there. The Avengers felt HUGE. The joke is that the Avengers film looked like TV, but this film FELT like TV, just a super big budget version of some bad show's season finale.

Not much of interest is done with the Flash's speed, he was actually kinda lame most of the time.

I do think the cast has a good chemistry, but at the same time, I would gladly recast Miller at the very least.

Seeing a Lantern was cool. Same goes for Deathstroke.

Should I even talk about the story?

Anyway, very mixed on this. It's "OK". It's a rather harmless film that has been tailored to get the audience to "like" these characters again and who knows if that's gonna work. I guess I'll see the film again when it comes out on Blu-Ray and we'll see how it holds up. Knowing WB, they might release a longer, slightly different version :hehe:
 
Now I feel like I have to watch this movie ASAP.

One thing I hated about the Flash suit for months is the lack of finger covering, you'd think they'd let a forensic scientist mask his fingerprints in his costumed identity.
 
SPOILER but he doesn't really have a job until the end of the film. And no, I am not talking about joining the League :hehe:
 
Maybe that's why he needs friends.

I just thought of something; that quote Batfleck said about working with others again suits the actor given his current state.
 
My favorite tweet about Batfleck in JL.

You're really unaware that Affleck is a fan favorite? Fans love his turn as the dark knight, so your remarks here are hard to make sense of. If he phoned in JL, that's a testament to his being a natural fit for the role because he was excellent.
 
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Could be my imagination, but I'm starting to think there's an echo chamber here.

You wouldn't be wrong, but then again it's always the same, what, six or so people posting in this thread?
 
Let's assign a poster for each lol. We know who Joker is!
 
What's Lex doing there? :o
He killed Batman
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