Attack of the *Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Hound55]

I didn't say you ARE miserable, present tense.

Read what I said again.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

This is troubling because either you're so paranoid that you think there's some horde of *****ebags whose entire lives revolve around in taking joy from your misery... or it's factual and there actually are people that pathetic.

Eh, I read your post just fine mate.

You've been swooping in right after posts of mine for a wee while now, obviously desperate to get off my ignore list, I think I'll just put you back on it now, there's nothing here worth responding to, in fact all it is is an attempt to antagonise me.

edit: and if you are trying to imply that I will be miserable in the future....well, the thing is mate, you have absolutely no idea what I have been through health wise, the fact that my health will only get better in the future guarantees my happiness, things can only get better for me, I have been stuck in a perpetual nightmare for the last two years in that regard, feeling like a normal healthy person is a luxury i have never known.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Eh, I read your post just fine mate.

You've been swooping in right after posts of mine for a wee while now, obviously desperate to get off my ignore list, I think I'll just put you back on it now, there's nothing here worth responding to, in fact all it is is an attempt to antagonise me.

How decent of you. Ignoring people as if you're better than them, and as if they're not worth the time of you or anyone else. I wish people like you would get ignored by everyone, so you could see how it feels for a change.

Oh, and he didn't say that you're miserable at all. You read it wrong. There, now that's two people who think so. I wonder how many it'll take before you'll quit acting higher than thou. Or maybe you think you can ignore the whole forum if that's what it takes.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

eh, I thought I'd put you back on my ignore list yesterday.
I only put people on my ignore list who go out of their way to antagonise me.

 

[Erzengel]

Aye, that is one thing that I would hate, if I was some big good looking hunk, and deep down I knew that the person was only sitting there with me because of that fact, whereas their heart was somewhere else entirely.

I was being facetious.

Turn offs for me personally, are smoking, heavily tattooed girls, extensive body modifications, tanning.

Being on a date with a girl who's in love with someone else is just a sucks to be you situation not a turn off.

 

[Secret Fawful]

eh, I thought I'd put you back on my ignore list yesterday.
I only put people on my ignore list who go out of their way to antagonise me.

You seem to equate antagonizing/trolling you with disagreeing with you or saying negative things to you.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank whoever invented the ignore list, god bless you.

 

[Secret Fawful]

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank whoever invented the ignore list, god bless you.

It was me, and it's the worst mistake I ever made.

 

[Hound55]

Eh, I read your post just fine mate.

You've been swooping in right after posts of mine for a wee while now, obviously desperate to get off my ignore list, I think I'll just put you back on it now, there's nothing here worth responding to, in fact all it is is an attempt to antagonise me.

edit: and if you are trying to imply that I will be miserable in the future....well, the thing is mate, you have absolutely no idea what I have been through health wise, the fact that my health will only get better in the future guarantees my happiness, things can only get better for me, I have been stuck in a perpetual nightmare for the last two years in that regard, feeling like a normal healthy person is a luxury i have never known.

OK... So we've established that I wasn't talking present tense, and now your second guess is "future tense", yes?

I'm sorry. That was also incorrect, let's see what was on the board, Johnny... Ohhhh... "Past tense". Sorry we couldn't see you win, but you've been a great sport and you'll be taking home the board game version.

1. I wasn't being a dick to you. I was pointing out that it's rather troubling because either you're paranoid (not a desirable thing) or there literally are people pathetic enough to have it in for you (which in case you were still confused, would not be a sleight on you, but rather these hypothetical tormentors).
2. I was unaware I was ever on your ignore list and honestly can't think of anything I said that would have got me there in the first place. The only thing I can think of is if you just through everyone who frequents the DC Boards in en masse or alternatively you're paranoid and took something I've said as a sleight on you.
3. I'm being a dick now because I made an effort to explain myself with clarity and it still clearly wasn't enough to overcome the communication barrier. I have a short patience for people with poor comprehension skills.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Being on a date with a girl who's in love with someone else is just a sucks to be you situation not a turn off.

Eh, it would drive me crazy if I was with a woman but knew she was in love with someone else and not me, I guess if you arn't bothered by that then you've probably never truly been in love, and don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Hound55]

Now I think you're working from a different definition of "turn off" from Erzengel.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm engaged. So I think I know a little bit about love.

I've never been in a relationship where a girl was still in love with someone else when they were with me.

Like I said, that's just a sucky situation being with someone who's not over their ex yet. But, not the traditional sense of turn off for me.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Might as well give up, Hound. He's not going to listen to anybody but himself.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Ok, i now have all three of you on the ignore list, it's actually pretty cool, it's like I have shot you all with a shrink gun, and you are now all tiny people with squeaky voices I cannot hear.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

There is no way I would be in a relationship with a woman who was in love with someone else. That's just not my style. Now a sexual relationship only, oh yeah I wouldn't care who she was in love with! LOL!

 

[Secret Fawful]

Ok, i now have all three of you on the ignore list, it's actually pretty cool, it's like I have shot you all with a shrink gun, and you are now all tiny people with squeaky voices I cannot hear.

That's hilarious. Erzengel didn't even say anything negative. I'm laughing my bum off right now.

 

[Hound55]

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

There is no way I would be in a relationship with a woman who was in love with someone else. That's just not my style. Now a sexual relationship only, oh yeah I wouldn't care who she was in love with! LOL!

This made me laugh,

 

[Erzengel]

I think bum may have some comprehension issues. Especially since he puts people on ignore who just disagrees with him.

 

[SpideyVille]

Like I said, that's just a sucky situation being with someone who's not over their ex yet. But, not the traditional sense of turn off for me.

Yeah, I wouldn't call that a turn-off because it doesn't change look or feel about the person, but rather how you feel about the situation. I've mentioned how the last two girls that I was seriously interested in both had some kind of thing for their ex where even though they hated them and always talked bad about them, deep down inside they still wanted to be with their ex and because of that, I was in a situation where I had to decide if it was best for myself to continue pursuing them or risk getting hurt.

I consider that more of a red flag because its more of a roadblock .

 

[Hound55]

I think bum may have some comprehension issues. Especially since he puts people on ignore who just disagrees with him.

I have no constipation issues, and who the hell are you to question my fibre intake!?!

 

[Erzengel]

Contraception issues!!!

 

[Hound55]

Is it somewhat ironic that it takes mocking someone else's comprehension skills for contraception to even be raised as an issue in the relationship thread on this forum...

What does that say about this thread and the most common problems...?

 

[Erzengel]

Also if you are blocking 3 people over the course of 13 posts, I think you are little too thin skinned for a messageboard and I'm wondering for society itself.

 

[WillardNation]

This whole conversation has amused me. Some people take message boards waaaaay too seriously.