Attack of the *Official* Relationship Advice Thread

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Bang her sister and or best friend.

If she's a b***h, chances are she's got a sister or a friend wanting just as much pay back as you.
 
That's a good one, too. I onced banged a girlfriend's best friend..... on our first date..... in the next room.
 
Well, in a round about way it's basically been insinuated that I am not fit to lust after good looking men. It makes me laugh because of how silly a notion that is. I suppose certain people live in a Michael Bay world that's only populated by emaciated women with collagen enhanced lips ready to explode at any given moment. I'm the one who has had 0% plastic surgery yet I'm the one who should be ashamed of myself! Well, these ignorant people won't stop me from feeling natural, human emotions anyways so they're wasting their time.
 
Severus_Snape said:
Just curious, how do you guys get over your exes that you still have serious feelings for?
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Unfortunately, the only way to get over an ex is time. If you keep yourself occupied, it's a little easier.
 
Jinouga said:
Well, in a round about way it's basically been insinuated that I am not fit to lust after good looking men. It makes me laugh because of how silly a notion that is. I suppose certain people live in a Michael Bay world that's only populated by emaciated women with collagen enhanced lips ready to explode at any given moment. I'm the one who has had 0% plastic surgery yet I'm the one who should be ashamed of myself! Well, these ignorant people won't stop me from feeling natural, human emotions anyways so they're wasting their time.
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Where the eff do you live?

I know lots of women who lust after guys. :huh:
 
Jinouga said:
Well, in a round about way it's basically been insinuated that I am not fit to lust after good looking men. It makes me laugh because of how silly a notion that is. I suppose certain people live in a Michael Bay world that's only populated by emaciated women with collagen enhanced lips ready to explode at any given moment. I'm the one who has had 0% plastic surgery yet I'm the one who should be ashamed of myself! Well, these ignorant people won't stop me from feeling natural, human emotions anyways so they're wasting their time.
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I missed that bit; was probably deafened by the overwhelming response that insinuated (or just outright said) that you're racist.
 
Erzengel said:
Where the eff do you live?

I know lots of women who lust after guys. :huh:
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Where I live is immaterial. It's more or less been implied by a sexist minority that since I am a voluptuous sized woman I should not have a sex life with skinny, attractive men.
 
Everyone should be having sex. It'd take most of their edges off.
 
Please don't add to my comments, it only subtracts.
 
Jinouga said:
Well, in a round about way it's basically been insinuated that I am not fit to lust after good looking men. It makes me laugh because of how silly a notion that is. I suppose certain people live in a Michael Bay world that's only populated by emaciated women with collagen enhanced lips ready to explode at any given moment. I'm the one who has had 0% plastic surgery yet I'm the one who should be ashamed of myself! Well, these ignorant people won't stop me from feeling natural, human emotions anyways so they're wasting their time.
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....what? Where did this come from?
 
Jinouga said:
Where I live is immaterial. It's more or less been implied by a sexist minority that since I am a voluptuous sized woman I should not have a sex life with skinny, attractive men.
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Narnia. You live in Narnia, right?
 
Jinouga said:
Well, in a round about way it's basically been insinuated that I am not fit to lust after good looking men. It makes me laugh because of how silly a notion that is. I suppose certain people live in a Michael Bay world that's only populated by emaciated women with collagen enhanced lips ready to explode at any given moment. I'm the one who has had 0% plastic surgery yet I'm the one who should be ashamed of myself! Well, these ignorant people won't stop me from feeling natural, human emotions anyways so they're wasting their time.
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In short, you're ugly.
 
Jinouga said:
Where I live is immaterial. It's more or less been implied by a sexist minority that since I am a voluptuous sized woman I should not have a sex life with skinny, attractive men.
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Maybe it's where you live. I know plenty of "voluptuous" women who never had problems getting guys in my neck of the woods. Hell, it's my preference. I married a volutuous woman. :hrt:
 
WillardNation said:
Where's the fun in that? Live a little, CC. Ya never know, he might show you the time of your life under the sheets.
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i'm not into flings and hookups

and i had never even met the guy or spoke to him on the phone yet and he was already trying to get in my house? i'm not getting good vibes from that at all
 
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